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GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS

Few films have been as woefully misunderstood as James Foley’s 1992 adaptation of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play by David Mamet.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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STEEL DAWN

Tagline: “He is the desert warrior, carving the future with his sword.” Entire Story in Fewer Words than are in this Sentence: Patrick Swayze ...
By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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EYE OF THE TIGER

The bigger the teeth, the mightier the cock.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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SPIDER-MAN

Wow! I mean, fuck me and wow! Spider-Man is an amazing movie.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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GO WEST YOUNG MAN

A very entertaining little documentary about two filmmakers from The Netherlands

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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THE GOD WHO WASN’T THERE

The best part of the movie is the people he interviews who all maintain that Jesus is a load of bullshit.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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THE GODFATHER PART II

There are three things in this life that I can recommend without the slightest bit of hesitation: finding a job that requires minimal effort, finding a spouse that can engage in spirited conversation, and, perhaps above all, watching The Godfather Part II on the big screen as it was intended.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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THE THING

Kurt Russell and his hat burn several aliens dead.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN

I feel like an idiot.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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ALI

The funniest thing I heard about this movie was that Will Smith blamed Michael Mann for it’s commercial failure, which would be kind of like Dan Quayle blaming Pappa Bush for their loss to Clinton/Gore.

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006