The thing I love about Fox is that they’re not afraid to shit on your face and tell you “we are taking a shit on your face.”

Who likes surprises? Not us–it’s awful

Few things in life are as frustrating as films that aren’t willing to go all the way.

Stay out of the shit house

As far as I can tell, the only difference between this awards ceremony and the mainstream awards is money and scale.

Reactionary vigilantism breathes new, retarded life.

If you are scrubbing the dinner dishes in the same place where grandma vomited what remained of her charred lung, you are excused from civilization’s table.

First and foremost, I don’t even believe that Julie Stiles can find France on a map, let alone single handedly run the Paris bureau of the CIA.

I’ll tell you this much, I enjoyed The Bourne Supremacy a hell of a lot more than I thought I would.

It’s much more like a punk rock anthem than a doctoral dissertation, so it doesn’t really matter if the details and nuances are right.