“Whadda ya mean I don’t believe in God? I talk to him every day,” could be interpreted many ways…

For some reason that eludes me to this day, I remember most of the shows in their entirety.

The vast majority of TV is either written by, or intended for, those who fall into the post-lobotomy demographic.

Yes, it embarrasses white trash at their lowest points, but it also manages to include the most smug, holier-than-thou host in television history.

Now I am convinced: this is one helluva show.

“You belong behind bars! I hope the police in your city see this show!”

Becoming a good poet is every bit as difficult and rare as becoming a good composer or a good painter. Why is that so hard to understand?

“Hey, maybe it’s just me, but Howard Dean is a crazy, left-wing nut! He yelled! Boy is that new Canyonero roomy!”

The most rabidly right-wing program on television is not The O’Reilly Factor…