This is why innocence must be assumed unless there is damn good reason to the contrary.

William Shatner Raping and Killing in a Butterfly Collar

But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills.

Muppets fucking rule.

Equus Craptasticus

Authenticity is overrated in this masterful work.

Sex should be truly democratic.

A malicious bit of fun.

He has become a man chased; there is nothing left of him.

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