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Midnight Cowboy
Read more: Midnight CowboyMovies have been often characterized as innovative, ground-breaking, trend-setting or wildly original, and these terms can be overused, but I cannot…
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Meru
Read more: MeruMy attitude towards extreme mountain climbing varies between amazement and admiration for something like Touching the Void, to disdain and disgust…
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Madison Rising: Music Review
Read more: Madison Rising: Music ReviewIt’s Metal…For your Mom. Back in the day, the only day that ever really mattered, the 1980s, heavy metal music was…
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Commando
Read more: CommandoHomoeroticism? More than you could possibly imagine. I mean all the crap about Arnold being Der Gropin’fuhrer was just a rightwing-ruse…
RANTS
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The 7 Types of Addicts You Meet Working in a Pharmacy
Read more: The 7 Types of Addicts You Meet Working in a PharmacyI Spilled My Meds Down the Sink (odd how this never happens with antibiotics), My Meds Got Stolen, You Must Have Miscounted,
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Darwin’s Nightmare (2004)
Read more: Darwin’s Nightmare (2004)When the free market is law, abandon all hope. Darwin’s Nightmare, Hubert Sauper’s new documentary, is so punishing in its bleakness, in fact, that it acts as a white flag for all further endeavors
THE ABC’s
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The ABCs of Hard Drugs
Read more: The ABCs of Hard DrugsYou’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…
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The ABC’s of Drunkenness
Read more: The ABC’s of DrunkennessA relationship counselor once hinted that drinking eight beers during Sunday football could be a problem, that’s less than a beer per hour, plus it was a lie; it was more like 18.
MOVIES
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Junebug (2005)
Read more: Junebug (2005)Matt’s favorite film… “She tries to scream, but the horse testicles shoved in her mouth reduce her cries to muffled tears.”
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Dirty Love (2005)
Read more: Dirty Love (2005)You are naked, covered in boils, and the only sensation you feel is that of a slow-moving concertina-wire working its way across your scrotum. The first cut, while quick, is brutally deep, and the night air is punctured just slightly by the distant sound of your testicles falling helplessly to the ground.
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Dirty Old Men: Part 3
Read more: Dirty Old Men: Part 3William Holden and Kay Lenz in Breezy (1973) Holden is a fave, having starred in brilliant stuff like Sunset Boulevard, The Wild Bunch and Network. Lenz, however, not so much. Here she plays an impulsive, free-spirited, braless hippy chick with a floppy hat, bell bottoms and an acoustic guitar that has her name emblazoned on…
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Memorable Movie Scenes: Part 51
Read more: Memorable Movie Scenes: Part 51Pryor’s antics were priceless. They were mostly silent lamentations, gently weeping and babbling while Grossberger pinned him to the bunk with his girth.
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Dirty Old Men: Part 2
Read more: Dirty Old Men: Part 2There’s long been a belief that Europeans are more liberated than their stuffy, uptight British and American counterparts.
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Dirty Old Men: Part One
Read more: Dirty Old Men: Part OneI caught the plain daft Twinky, a flatfooted rom-com in which the craggy Charles Bronson is so confused by Susan George’s schoolgirl gyrations that he doesn’t kill anyone.
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Darwin’s Nightmare (2004)
Read more: Darwin’s Nightmare (2004)When the free market is law, abandon all hope. Darwin’s Nightmare, Hubert Sauper’s new documentary, is so punishing in its bleakness, in fact, that it acts as a white flag for all further endeavors
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I Like to Watch TV
Read more: I Like to Watch TVWhat else can I do while tied to the bed in passive restraints by the dutiful but obedient medical authority nurses? Not exactly the stuff of Henry Miller, is it?
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Cheaper By the Dozen (2003)
Read more: Cheaper By the Dozen (2003)Cheaper by the Dozen is easily the most militantly offensive, pro-family horror show I have seen this year.
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