RUTHLESS NFL PICK-OFF: WEEK FIFTEEN
Can Sax manage to dip 10 games below .500? Probably.
December 19, 2009
PRESIDENT OBAMA: YEAH, HE’S JUST AS BAD AS A WHITE GUY
Don’t get too comfortable, Mr. President
December 17, 2009
OUR FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIES (AND SOME THAT SUCK)
Merry Christmas! If, however, you need one more nudge, a dash of myrrh to break the camel’s back and launch you into the ranks of holiday suicides, we can help.
December 17, 2009
UNDEFEATABLE
The story of Stingray, a cage fighter who likes fighting, but loves marital rape. In fact, Stingray is so into his redheaded wife that when he rapes her, he actually thinks of the black guy he just hammered in the ring
December 17, 2009
KNIGHT RIDER AND VODKA: A JOURNAL
Ever since childhood, the hair of David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight has reminded me of meatballs.
December 16, 2009
ME AND ORSON WELLES
Ran a theater company at 22. Directed a masterpiece at 25. Fucked Rita Hayworth. How’s your life going?
December 15, 2009
