Queen Meryl shits forth another Oscar.

Heaven needed an angel, so yeah, Josie Duggar will do.

Articulate confusion and clarified rage.

Holy shit, brah, a giant, man-eating Korean pig.

NFL Picks.

At last, a piece of shit worth seeing.

Pretty much Robert Redford being a prick for two hours.

Dick clawed his way back to .500 last week, so now only one of us is losing. Oh wait, if we were betting actual money, we’d all be losing because of the vig! Good times, everybody.

David Attenborough does no wrong.

Everybody should own one.