Mammy Dearest

Agassi has become a giant in the sporting world for being the one thing athletes are never expected to be: honest.

It is far more difficult to actually kill yourself than you would think.

I hate football.

Payne, Tarantino, a bunch of Asian guys you’ve never heard of… it’s the first half of Erich’s top 20 of the decade, arranged in no particular order.

Pats-Colts! Steelers-Bengals! 2 of our three handicappers falling farther and farther below .500! It’s the Ruthless NFL Pick-Off!

Living in the End of Days is probably tied with having a three way with sisters for the most persistent fantasy of all time. Not only does it fulfill our secret belief that the world could not possibly manage to go on without us, it also means we had great timing. If there’s no future after us, then we didn’t miss anything. Plus, we get to witness the coolest thing imaginable: the Apocalypse.

Some actual good games on the slate this week, for a change.

Technically, it isn’t necrophilia if she is a zombie.

I hate football.