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THE INDEFENSIBLE – STAR TREK

Defending the indefensible – or my irrational appreciation of Shatner.

By : August 29, 2011
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COP AND A HALF

Burt Reynolds is a murdering sociopath pederast with a case of jungle fever, but his real flaw is that he’s a cop.

By : August 29, 2011
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THE MISUNDERSTOOD – ICEMAN

We are all gay for Iceman over here.

By : August 25, 2011
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LA LA’S FULL COURT LIFE

Wealthy Nitwits Making Pancakes

By : August 23, 2011
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THE FUTURE – Take The Miranda July Quiz!

Thank God for Miranda July

By : August 22, 2011
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LIES AND ILLUSIONS (worst movie ever)

Lies and Illusions. It could be the title to a romance novel. The name of a Nickleback song. An 8th grader’s poem about society.

By : August 19, 2011
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INSIDE POOP: L. RON MEXICO ACTUALLY WORKS AT A SEWAGE TREATMENT FACILITY

Here, our turds have become one. On a unified, peaceful accord. Insulated selfhood gives way into innate, homogenized harmony.

By : August 14, 2011
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WHEN NATURE ATTACKS, PART III – THE FOOD OF THE GODS

Watts….Newark…Vancouver?

By : August 6, 2011
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RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

When Nature Attacks: Part 3

By : August 5, 2011