Amphibious Assault

If You Fuck, They Will Come

Priest as thoughtful philosopher… that’s a new one.

Capitalism at the street level – welcome to Johannesburg.

Rape, Mormons, and Cloning…in that order.

Not horrible. Also, it’s possible to read way too much into it.

I, God-willing, will bring butt sex back to Washington.

I watch movies to avoid commercials, not immerse myself in them.

If women, inferior to men in almost every physical aspect, could skate that fast, hit that hard, or could dust themselves off after taking a nasty tumble, what was I capable of? Imagine my own potential!

Sadly, this is what democracy looks like.