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FUCK CREATIONISM: UPDATED

Evolutionary theory is the cornerstone of the biological sciences and without it nothing makes any sense at all.

By Goat: July 30, 2009
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HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

My point is that Christians aren’t crazy because they are angered by Harry Potter, they’re crazy because they are Christians. Within that insanity, objecting to Harry Potter makes perfect sense.

By Erich Schulte: July 27, 2009
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ORPHAN

From Russia With Death

By Matt Cale: July 25, 2009
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REQUIEM FOR STEVE McNAIR

You know that unattainable beauty you see at your office every day? She’s an afternoon snack for a pro quarterback, so you can understand why McNair had to beat them off with his prodigious and oft-used member before ending up involved with a delusional club trollop who was looking for a sugar daddy.

By Dick: July 15, 2009
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ASSHOLES OF THE AMERICAN PRESIDENCY

Matt Cale knows his presidents.

By Matt Cale: July 14, 2009
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MOON

Sam Rockwell stars in one of the best science fiction films in years.

By Sax: July 12, 2009
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ZABRISKIE POINT

Stick it to the Man by fucking in the desert…

By Matt Cale: July 12, 2009
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SAVE THE MIDGETS

Little people my ass….

By Matt Cale: July 8, 2009
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ON DEADLY GROUND

Mike Von Hobart reviews Steven Seagal’s magnificent directorial debut.

By Mike von Hobart: July 8, 2009
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The Ultimate Fighter: United States vs. United Kingdom

If they’d had MMA in 1776, the world would be a very different place.

By Bones: July 5, 2009