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TRANSFORMERS – DARK OF THE MOON

Bay is the best director alive. Sort of.

By : June 29, 2011
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THE TREE OF LIFE

People are world disclosers. Films are world-synopses.

By : June 24, 2011
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INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM

Back in the 1980′s, Google didn’t exist; therefore, nobody knew the truth about anything.

By : June 23, 2011
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FOLLOW US ON TWITTER

We’ve Capitulated! – 80′s Action stuff, forum jokes, retarded internet shit and of course, only the most extreme gay pornography.

By : June 20, 2011
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GREEN LANTERN

With great budgets come great hubris.

By : June 17, 2011
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THE TREE OF LIFE

The Ultimate Popcorn Flick

By : June 14, 2011
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BRIDESMAIDS

Bridesmaids begins with a walk of shame. For the protagonist, a legitimately funny woman who kind of looks like Meg ...
By : June 14, 2011
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THE HANGOVER II

Whosoever unceasingly strives upward… him can we save.

By : June 10, 2011
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MADAGASCAR

Not only an extraordinary place, but invulnerable to pandemics.

By : June 7, 2011
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PRIEST

NOOOOOOOOOOO

By : June 2, 2011