It’s about a kickboxing fashion consultant trying to save the world from exploding jeans.

Sort of like Cloverfield, only good.

Who you callin’ a loser?

Perhaps Jason Reitman only deserves life in prison…

A film so appallingly ridiculous on its face that it should come as no surprise that it survives its journey from madness to sublime entertainment fully intact.

Our guide to picking week 2 of the NFL season.

Never you mind his fifty-two years. Dolph Lundgren will still fuck you the hell up.

Mitchell is in prison for doing his job too well, set up by his enemy: The System.

Our very own Doctor Long attended the protest and chronicles it in the style of an 80’s Action movie.

Beautiful boredom…