"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally." -- W.C. Fields
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work...I want to achieve it through not dying." -- Woody Allen
"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use." -- Homer Simpson "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." -- Ambrose Bierce
"Don't overestimate the decency of the human race." -- H.L. Mencken
