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ONWARD CHRISTIAN PSYCHOS

by Matt Cale

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I've said numerous times on this site that religion is the most obvious form of insanity that afflicts the human beast, but I am taking this opportunity to narrow my focus on the Christians in our midst. You know the type -- the self-righteous, holier-than-thou, judgmental pricks who see it as their mission to strip life of all joy, passion, excitement, and fun. Those folks who talk about Jesus as if they are dating him exclusively; where "love" becomes a wild-eyed form of lust and it seems only a matter of time before they are caught masturbating to his blond-haired, blue-eyed image. As Christianity is the most popular crutch for the weak and the gullible in these United States, it needs to be emphasized that with alarming frequency, these holy rollers for Christ are butchering their young. Not in the womb, mind you, for that would be "murder." These sweet lambs of the flock wait patiently until the fetus has crawled out of the birth canal before they start carving, drowning, shooting, and now, it seem, stoning. Always -- and I do mean always -- these young babes are slaughtered at the behest of the Almighty, and I for once am going to agree with the result.

The Christian in question this time (Andrea Yates, another born again Texan, drowned her five children in 2001) is Deanna Laney of Tyler, Texas, faces two counts of murder after smashing her boy’s skulls to bits with rocks. Needless to say, she claims that she heard the voice of God instructing her to perform this dastardly deed. Let's take this case point by point. First of all, Deanna was home-schooling her children, which means that she was spending far too much time with her children. With such a 24/7 approach, any woman worth her salt is going to be at least tempted to kill her brood, so no one is faulting her there. Still, given that she was home schooling, we know for certain that she was at the very least schizophrenic because no parent from the Lone Star State, especially poor white trash, has the brainpower to instruct a chicken, let alone a child. It bears repeating that in the years ahead, we will hear case after case of this sort, and without exception they will be found in the world of the home schooled. Second, Deanna performed a public service for which she should be given at the very least a book deal, as she snuffed out two backwater scum who would have at best become ministers for the gospel. If they were being home schooled by a woman who is predisposed to hear voices, I can't imagine their lives could have ever been very rewarding. Deanna saved us the trouble of being forced to listen to two more obnoxious assholes screaming about their born again status. Third, who's to say that God didn't command poor Deanna? I'll keep repeating myself if I must, but if you believe in God, you have no choice but to accept a murderous cretin as your lord. Believers all, your God has a rich “history" of mass murder and barbarism, so quit griping when he's forced to use a human vessel from time to time.

But Deanna's case brings up a larger issue, one that is ignored repeatedly in this most religious of nations. Jesus Christ drives people insane and the only sane ones left are atheists. Let me be clear about this: not one life has been lost to a true atheist, or if you choose, "Freethinker." How can I state this in the face of the "godless" Soviet Union? Atheists, let me remind you, live according to reason, logic, and, above all, doubt. As such, they abhor fanatical worship of the state just as much as a lust for a particular deity. Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, or any other Marxist hostile to religion demanded that citizens make the government their God, something that a true atheist would never, ever do. Inherently skeptical and suspicious of power, Freethinkers and atheists are beholden to no one and believe only the individual human mind is sacred. Such a man or woman could never sanction murder, unless of course it is of the cynical, theoretical kind practiced here at Ruthless, where we hope that mankind reaches its bloody end, but have no plans to start the process ourselves.

So there it is. Christians have diseased, warped minds wholly incapable of rational thought, and atheists live according to the unflinching power of logic. How many Deanna-like stories do we need to hear before we admit that religion has done nothing for people except help thin the population? So I say let Deanna go free, for her imprisonment sends the unfortunate message that it would be wrong to kill Christian children. Again, I'm not about to pull any triggers, but if they want to eat their own, who am I to refrain from applause? In other words, keep hearing voices, my dear Christian mothers, and never cease in your effort to rid us all of the unfortunate. Your campaign of carnage only proves that if anyone is to inherit the earth, it will be the godless and the damned. Can't say we'll miss you.

ONWARD CHRISTIAN PSYCHOS Review
Jesus makes you crazy
by Matt Cale
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Posted: 11.10.06

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Ambivalent
I enjoy Christian-bashing as much as the next educated fellow - but I find myself beginning to doubt how virtuous it is. The vast majority of Christians live good, constructive and harmless lives. Maybe because in Europe I'm not as exposed to the Christian Right, but I can see some benefits to Christianity.
Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Erd on 11/29/2006 @ 4:16:33
Really?
I've been saturated amoung Christians, and for the most part I feel that they look out for their fellow man because they are going to get stuff out of it in the end (i.e Go to heaven). Good deeds and charity can be done without religion, believe it or not, it's a human instinct.
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Destyre on 12/1/2006 @ 9:19:09
cult
the only diffrance between christiality and the cult in jonestown was money and numbers of followers if jonestown was goverment sanctioned and used to control and drive the mass it would have millions of followers because not to would mean death and the believers would torture to death publicly all that questioned till they were a major force and..a religion
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
ex dcfn e3 on 12/2/2006 @ 12:30:50
All bad, all the time?
Matt, you must've met some really nasty Christians in your life. Hmmm, I guess I have, too. But I've also met some nasty men. Some nasty white people. Some nasty senior citizens. Even nasty homeless people. But I guess I've had enough positive interactions with men, white folks, seniors, and homeless people to know these types aren't universally bad. Maybe every Christian you've met is bad, bad, bad. That makes me sad, but I know it's too often true. There are plenty of Christians who beli
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Your Favorite Christian on 12/6/2006 @ 4:17:03
dont worry about matt
guys. He's just playing it for laughs and attention. He's an online performance artist.
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
jonny on 12/11/2006 @ 10:57:03
Amen
Amen to that!
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
stupidkant on 12/13/2006 @ 9:31:57
Onward Athiest Jihad
Always entertaining, Matt Cale. I suppose it would be less entertaining, however, if you reviewed the life of a christian who contributed to society, and raised her kids moderately well. Could we get a review that doesn't emphasize the hypocritical right wing, or murderers who practice anti-christ ethics?
Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
panzergrenadier on 12/14/2006 @ 5:51:09
Apparently, rage an argument makes.
Apparently atheism cannot fail, it can only be failed. I've been reading a lot of your work here recently, and while I believe you're an intelligent fellow, I have to ask: Are you ever going to make an argument that's not an appeal to emotion? I see you constantly picking out marginal examples of the worst kinds of bad behavior and then using those examples to paint the average Christian (or whatever your target of the moment is) in the darkest light possible. I'd think someone as
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Dantes on 12/15/2006 @ 9:10:37
Okay, Jonny......
Don't worry about Jonny, people...He's an online fraud and liar who pretends he's somebody.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Matt Cale on 12/26/2006 @ 11:12:19
shit yeah
this is a lot of the same ground and nothing too earth shattering, but i always love to hear it. open your eyes people, living your life because of what a 1000 year old oft-translated book says is not just dumb, it's dangerous. you fucks.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
grasshopper on 1/2/2007 @ 5:59:17
Meh.
While I agree with your view that Christianity is overrated, I have to say that most of the people that kill anyone are deluded to begin with. It has nothing to do with their specific religion. Some deity would have told them to anyway. An atheist would know their insanity, but still kill the person.
Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
d-.o on 3/1/2007 @ 6:43:40
Jesus freaks
Here's an article to support this claim - wtf is with these jeezus freaks? Former UMD student credits God with healing from brain injury Mark Stodghill Duluth News Tribune - 03/11/2007 ST. LOUIS PARK, Minn. — Nick Dennen planned to get a degree from the University of Minnesota Duluth and go on to find happiness and success making money in the business world. Then a 35-foot drunken fall from a cliff into Chester Creek changed everything. Dennen, then a UMD football player, attended
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Duluth07 on 3/11/2007 @ 9:29:17
Cale- a ,am who doesnt understand logic
Fuck you are a drippy cunt Cale. I hate fanatics as much as anyone (and I include ALL religious fanatics, including ones who commit honor killings)but fuck Cale, can you actually use logic and reason for once? You boast in numerous writings how smart you are, but you are clearly a fuckwit as you can only use emotion. PLease stop writing. Oh, and kill yourself.
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
still_kiwi on 2/20/2008 @ 11:19:37
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