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FUCK CREATIONISM

by Goat

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With the re-election of George Bush, there is no doubt that the insane assault on teaching evolutionary theory in public schools will be stepped up. Fortunately, due to the efforts of people like The National Center for Science Education, these efforts have been thwarted in every case, but the Creationists keep trying, sticking their religious noses where they do not belong.

I, for one, am getting rather tired of the ignorant ramblings of Creationists who are hell-bent or replacing solid, established science with religious superstition. Why don't Creationists just read a couple of relevant books that attempt to explain the undeniable presence of evolution in our natural world? But no, they have to insist that their ridiculous creation story deserves equal time in a thinly veiled attempt to dress up Genesis to go to school as science.

The main thrust of Creationist efforts stem from their nauseating bleat that "Evolution is only a theory". From that point they try to take it further down the slippery slope, insinuating that if it is only a theory then it must be little more than a guess and should not be considered as a viable explanation of the wide variety of life that we observe on earth today.

Well, evolution is a theory and it is also a fact. Evolution is defined as a change in allele frequency in a population over time. Evolution has been observed in nature. Evolutionary Theory, explains the mechanisms of evolution (the fact). Scientific Theories are not merely guesses as the ignorant Creationists try to portray them. Scientific Theories describe a large set of observations with as few arbitrary elements as possible. Good theories make predictions about future events and are always falsifiable. This means that there must be some way to render the theory false, if indeed it is false. A good theory also shows a mechanism, and in the case of evolutionary theory, the mechanism of natural selection has been widely observed and demonstrated.

Evolutionary theory is the cornerstone of the biological sciences and without it nothing makes any sense at all. Evolutionary Theory has become stronger and stronger throughout the years despite many attempts to falsify it. Sure, scientists have disagreed about the specific mechanism of evolution, but to try to use this as a wedge to discredit evolutionary theory and sneak their god in the back door of the Science classroom is dishonest and laughable. Creationism is not a theory or a fact and I challenge any creationist to show me just one tenet of creationism that is scientific, just one.

In fact, Creationism is the opposite of science. In a nutshell, science observes, then explains. Creationism starts with a rigid conclusion and then looks around for natural phenomena that might support this conclusion. This is the same thing as shooting an arrow into a wall and then painting a bull's eye around it. Science is self-correcting and ever changing. If a theory is falsified, science picks itself up and starts looking for another explanation, for science has no other agenda. Creationism cannot be falsified, it is inflexible, never changing. Creationism is religious dogma and nothing else.

I have a few questions for Creationists:

  • Please use creationism to explain the development of drug-resistant strains of bacteria. Ask your doctor why you need to take all of your antibiotics when prescribed. That is evolution, observable, verifiable and demonstrated in your own body.

  • Please provide a creationist explanation of sickle-cell anemia's relationship to malaria, the Peppered Moth, Australian rabbits and myxomatosis, or the presence of gills and tails in the early embryonic stages of virtually all vertebrates (including humans). Use your precious and much vaunted but never demonstrated creation "model" to explain the presence of vestigial hind legs in numerous snakes and whales. Explain why God would have created over 250,000 different species of beetle. Why did God create over 2,000 different varieties of fruit-fly (25% of which can only be found in Hawaii)? Why did God create muscles that allow us to move our ears? What is our appendix for?

  • There are some 8,600 species of birds so far described and 3,700 species of mammals. 20,000 species of fish are documented out of an estimated 40,000 believed to exist. Known insect species number over 850,000 and this is estimated as being fewer that 1/5 or even 1/10 of the total number in extant. The number of catalogued flowering plant species is over 286,000 and about 4,000 more are catalogued every year. The number of different species of fungi is in excess of 40,000. If you add it all up you get over 1.6 billion different forms of life on this planet. Since over 99% of all life forms that have ever existed are now extinct we end up with a total species number of as high as 16 billion. Please explain why your creator went to all this effort only to give one species any special favors. How did Noah manage to place at least 3.2 billion different life forms on the ark?

  • Which of Noah's children were black? Which were Korean, East Indian, Hispanic? Which had blue eyes, green eyes, hazel eyes, brown eyes? Which were albino? Which of Noah's children had brown hair, black hair, blonde hair? Which of Noah's children had syphilis, AIDS, gonorrhea, tuberculosis, polio, smallpox? Which of Noah's children had congenital heart defects?

Come on, big mouths, put up or shut up. Lets see this creationism of yours start explaining things. No one needs to defend evolution any more. That hasn't needed to be been done for over 100 years. If you can't get with the program, get out of the game and relegate Creationism to where it belongs, in classes on Religion, not Science. Only the irrational, the intellectually impaired and the incredibly stupid can't see that evolution theories such as theory of change by decent through modification are the only demonstrable means of explaining the wide diversity of life that we observe on this planet.

This issue makes the U.S.A. a laughingstock to the rest of the world and should have been dead and buried decades ago. It makes me sick to have to continue to fight this flood of ignorance in this day and time, but hopefully truth and science will prevail and mankind will one day throw off this yoke of myth and superstition.

FUCK CREATIONISM Review
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never
people are arrogant and simple minded most of what you said is in a 6th grade science class and most religious nuts(home schooled) never get that far besides that would indicate that man WASNT created in gods image..and that is just too much for most rednecks to handle..its simple..keep the people stupid and the answers easy and keep the "donations" commin in..church been doin it for near a thousand years they arnt stoppin now
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
ex-dcfn on 2/10/2007 @ 8:23:09
As always, bang on.
Christ, I love this site! Keep up the good work. You guys are my heroes.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Simon on 2/10/2007 @ 8:48:18
Science damn you!!
It isn't fair to go around citing facts and real live honest-to-goodness scientific evidence when you're dealing with invisible men in the sky.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
coppice meat on 2/10/2007 @ 10:3:09
Well done.
You know, i've heard from multiple people say that Darwin made up evolution, and that he "admitted it was a hoax before he died. Why don't people just look this stuff up, it's out there! I just don't get how people could believe in evolution." How can a person so ignorant? I'd either need to be a lot smarter or a lot dumber to really understand that kind of mind.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Bran on 2/10/2007 @ 10:26:23
Oh hell yeah!
Just watched a docu about those morons on TV and simply had to hack "fuck creationism" into google afterwards! Turns out they keep gaining ground around the world outside the US. And most shocking: While you folks in the US have separation of church and state in the constitution (even though it's gotten a bit blurry), we here in Germany don't have laws against such crap! This means every private (!) school has the right to teach creationist BS if it wants too! And they're going on tour wit
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Matt on 2/17/2007 @ 12:42:57
ignorance is bliss for evolutionists
Unfortunately you are a misinformed, unintelligible , miscreant wasting your time and breath on your asinine evolution adventure, Your beliefs are joke and your facts that you so dearly covet are not confirmed they are simply shoved down your throat which is obvious since you seem to enjoy thinking that bullshit is fact. Mentally retarded individual have more capability of thought than you, It was an embarrassment to learn that a person such as yourself lives on this planet and it would be
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Graham on 2/19/2007 @ 7:3:05
Claims without facts to back them up don't prove anything
Graham, nearly everything you said applies far more to creationists/believers in intelligent design than to people who actually understand science and believe in evolution (I won't sink to the level of meaningless insults like you have, though). Goat makes numerous good points in this article, but you are willfully refusing to listen to solid reasoning. Can you offer explanations for genetic and sexually-transmitted diseases, let alone the other questions posed here? I've got a question for you:
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Evan on 2/20/2007 @ 5:0:21
Good Points, bad format
Mostly, you have good points. It's just that the way the message is conveyed that is the problem. It's disrespectful and ignorant to be so insulting. Obviously, I agree with you, creationism isn't supported by science. However, you can't really expect creationists to respond positively to this monologue. Next time, take the high road and you can be superior in all respects.
Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Mark on 2/20/2007 @ 9:44:16
Paulie
@Mark I disagree. Being insulting is not being ignorant. @Graham Learn how to fucking read. Either get with the 21st century, or go make yourself into a human sacrifice for "god." For my take, Religion as a whole makes no sense. We are supposed to believe that the entire world sprouted from an incestial relationship between two people created by "god." And then, we are supposed to believe that certain people aren't worthy of "god's holy light" such as gay people or other "sinners" wh
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
psandels@adlephia.net on 2/24/2007 @ 8:2:52
response
In response to "never", I've reasently learned that there are two types of people in the world. The animals and the humans. The animals prefer things simple, and are mostly just interested in what makes money and what puts food on the table. If they are raised with religion, then they never bother to question it. Then there are the humans. They like to know whatever they can. These types of people are the scientists, philosophers, etc.
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Alienmind on 2/24/2007 @ 11:34:29
good job
" ignorance is bliss for evolutionists Unfortunately you are a misinformed, unintelligible , miscreant wasting your time and breath on your asinine evolution adventure, Your beliefs are joke and your facts that you so dearly covet are not confirmed they are simply shoved down your throat which is obvious since you seem to enjoy thinking that bullshit is fact. Mentally retarded individual have more capability of thought than you, It was an embarrassment to learn that a person such as yourself li
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
James on 2/25/2007 @ 12:16:45
Fuck Christians
narrow minded turds who cant deal with the fact that other theories and beliefs exist, and that their chosen way of life may not be right. and fuck the uber-fundamentalists. you ask em why we find dinosaur bones. they say "gods testing us" if tats the case gods a perverted sicko trcking people into damnation. christianity is a bunch of shit
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
pedeadstrian on 2/27/2007 @ 6:44:16
Go Die
What right have you to infringe on our beliefs? Just tell me that. WHO THE HELL GIVES YOU PERMISSION TO ATTACK US LIKE THIS?! I am no evolutionist but i dont go around talking bullshit about waht you believe. I bet not one of you had the guts to pick up any religious book nor the knowledge to comprehend it. Guess what. This crappy website is not getting rid of religion! We are here to stay whether you like it or not.
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Nariman on 3/1/2007 @ 2:39:20
I agree
First in response to 'go die' a little thing called FREE SPEACH gives him that right. Second I agree with your points but whenever you ask questions like that to a creationist (who are supposedly scientists) they always answer that gods will cannot be explained. Yeah real scientific, Then they'll sling abuse at you. Way I see it you wanna believe in god, fine but it's not science so don't act like it is.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
JakDRipa (it's an alias to all those picking up mud slings) on 3/1/2007 @ 5:4:56
Well done.
Way to voice your opinions. I must say, I agree with the majority of it. Your questions aren't half bad, either. By the way, Nariman: Many Atheists are converts from another religion, and have indeed read a religious book. I have a bible in my room (under my bed I think) that I have read. I understand it. I just don't agree.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
d-.o on 3/1/2007 @ 5:37:56

Dude, why dont you argue about something that matters?
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
on 3/3/2007 @ 3:2:03
Creationists
I was going to point out to the two creationists who posted here so far that all they are doing is hurling bitter insults and hatred (wwjd?) without addressing the facts. In fact, they are both so delusional, that they are guilty of the exact thing they are preaching against. They're being ignorant, hateful, and closeminded. I was going to point out that their assumptions that people here have not read religious books is flawed, whereas the fact that THEY are not aware of basic scientific ten
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
thembones on 3/4/2007 @ 7:43:51
hampster speaks / Jesus Saves
Explanation: God created earth (high science), complicated systems evolved, god took primate, added a piece of the divine, now man. Man discovers aliens, discredits god, god is aliens, science prevails. Religious presence nutures society, society evolves. God remains. Mankind flourishes.
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
hampster speaks / Jesus Saves on 3/10/2007 @ 10:35:39
Species
The figure of 16 billion species that now don't exist is not an accurate statement. It goes back to the environmentalist who made up the statement about how we lose (forgive me if this isn't an exact quote) 1000 species a day. And yes, he literally made it up out of thin air. This is similar to today's Global Warming panic. The famous 'Hockey Stick' graph, which is constantly cited in these findings cannot be replicated. The scientist who came up with it won't even say how he came up wi
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
jon on 3/13/2007 @ 4:16:47
an argument for God
i believe in God, dont cringe. My beliefs are justified. You have done your research well on this subject and it is very clear that evolution has taken place. It evolution in fact that is the greatest reason that you should believe in God. Why? Cause we evlolved a human brain and nerveous system, the most complex functional structure in the universe in a few million generations. Evolution makes progress through random mutation, without a "guiding hand" over the process a being as complex as
Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Kim on 3/13/2007 @ 10:38:23
IQ test results
Maybe you can tell me if it is true that the Templeton Institute is suppressing results of IQ testing that proves conservative christians ( those who pushed creationism and are now into ID ) have IQs 20 points lower than those pushing the evolution process.
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Bob on 3/15/2007 @ 7:26:10
Why is this difficult?
First off, kudos to you for voicing your opinion. Everyone who had a problem with someone doing so are the kind of people who wishes for a dictatorship where other people are only allowed to think as they think. Second, I don't understand why Creationists can't agree with Evolution too? So, as they believe, God created all. It's obvious science is HIS language of creation. It's obvious because it's all around us, testable, and it makes sense. I mean, this is God we're talking about. If
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Chanleen on 3/16/2007 @ 11:12:55
Good work
Kim - that guiding hand would be a little thing called "natural selection," weeding out mutations that aren't good enough. In the case of the human brain, complexity and hence extra functionality was favoured by natural selection. Nariman, in 50 years' time, it will be publicly embarrasing not to accept evolution, even in your hick town. And hopefully, that will be at least in part thanks to me.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Facehammer on 3/23/2007 @ 9:42:15
thanks
I love your example - how creationism is like shooting an arrow into a wall, then painting a bullseye. Marvelously appropriate for describing the Bush Administration's approach to deciding to invade Iraq. And I want to respond the the idiot 'nariman' "Go Die" above. He is outraged that someone would attack his beliefs while all he does is mind his own business. His hypocracy is mind-blowing. He is a walking argument for activism against the disease of creationism. No one would be ranting against
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
grimper on 3/25/2007 @ 9:40:30
FUCK YOU WHOEVER WOTE THIS!
YOUR A FUCKIN' SON OF A BITCH YOU KNOW THAT! AND MY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR DAMNED SOUL, YOU ASS WHOLE WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO PUT THIS KIND OF BULL SHIT ON YOUR GAYASS WED SITE? YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, YOU BETTER REPENT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
FUCK YOU WHOEVER WOTE THIS! on 3/31/2007 @ 5:12:20
VERY GOOD
THERE ARE NO GODS. THERE IS NO CREATOR. RELIGION IS DELUSION. I LIKE THIS POSTING. IT'S WELL-STRUCTURED AND ACCURATE.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
LIVE WITHOUT DEITIES on 4/25/2007 @ 5:0:04
Bravo, Sir
Religion was a tenet of evolution, where it guided man to where we are today. Early homo sapien sapien created gods through witness of events they could not explain, obviously due to our evolving understanding of the world and the best answer they could offer and take for legitimacy was there was a supernatural power behind it, for example thunder, rain, fire, the sun, etc. As our understanding of these events in nature evol--err sorry progressed, we were able to put the real truths to these o
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Awesome, awesome to the max on 6/17/2007 @ 9:7:45
Worthy of Nobel Prize
Seriously, this is probably the best rant on the entire website, and if not, it is most definitely in the top three. This is a stunning, painlessly true piece of art that should be required reading in any English course. I was raised a Christian, then woke up and realized the truth. Why can't the rest of the world do the fucking same?
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Nq on 6/30/2007 @ 10:36:40
I'm sure his Mama thinks he's cute.
Thanks to FUCK YOU WHOEVER WOTE (hah) THIS for proving Goat's case against you and also proving that homeschooling is, in fact, a bad idea. I do always love it when Creationists think you're trying to disprove their god when really you're just trying to prove that Evolution isn't a total lie.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Krinks on 9/21/2007 @ 1:39:40
eugenics now!
I would kike to kill your babies you godloving fucks!
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
dhalgren on 11/9/2007 @ 11:21:04
yo.
EXACTLY, MAN! I HAVE THE SAME FUCKIN PROBM W/CREATIONISTS! (and feminists lol).
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
word. on 11/25/2007 @ 1:10:41
to creationists
science is based on empirical evidence. the bible provides nothing even close to this. faith is subjective not empirical. evolution is a scientific theory based on empirical evidence. Creation science and ID and all its forms are based on faith. need I say more? oh and by the way for those of you who are totally ignorant of Darwin, Evolution etc. Evolution explains the origin of species NOT the origins of life. Get it right before you argue an irrelevant point.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
chokichokichoki on 12/1/2007 @ 8:4:31
Wtf have u guys been smoking?
u think that with all this vast amount of information and our greator intellect we could out think these bible thumping rednecks and actually teach what needs to be taught. becuase really what is this about, this isnt about god, its actually science. if u want to argue with the hundreds of scientific institutions that have all come up with the same results, regarding everything the writer has stated, till your blue in the face, be my guest. really i dont care if you get laughed at, what i do
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
theanarchistfish on 4/14/2008 @ 7:42:56
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