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by Erich Shulte

Erich Schulte founded Ruthless Reviews out of a profound sense of... actually, Erich was too lazy, er, we mean "busy" playing poker to finish this paragraph. But one thing is certain; his ultimate goal is to travel around the world in a hot air balloon.




Things, Besides Bruckheimer, That Piss Erich Off:

  • Gratuitous Latin
  • The Irish
  • 'kewl'
  • Bad movies with lots of special features that I have to pretend to have looked at in my reviews.
  • Democracy
  • Movies titles that include numbers in the middle of words, like Se7en.
  • Misuse of the phrase 'beg the question.'
  • Mortality

Erich is an opinionated Mofo. (I wrote Mofo instead of mother fucker cause I thought it sounded tougher. Grr!)

Erich has his very own list of Guilty Pleasures!!!

Send a secret love letter to erichs@ruthlessreviews.com, cutie





ERICH SCHULTE'S PAGE Review
The Brains Behind The Braun
by Erich Shulte
Viewed: 8534 Times
Posted: 5.8.06

Erich Shulte's Reviews

Movies
FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL 4.21.08
21 4.2.08
THE SIMPSONS MOVIE 7.28.07
MANUFACTURING CONSENT 6.13.07
UNDER SIEGE 5.31.06
THEY LIVE 5.31.06
MARKED FOR DEATH 5.31.06
Rushmore 4.20.06
Ronin 4.20.06
Rollerball 4.20.06
Robocop 4.20.06
Reign of Fire 4.19.06
Real Life 4.19.06
Little Otik 3.16.06
Little Dieter Needs to Fly 3.16.06
The Lifestyle 3.16.06
Rambo: First Blood Part II 3.16.06
Le Trou 3.15.06
Pulp Fiction 3.15.06
The Punisher 3.15.06
Kiss of the Dragon 3.14.06
The Kid Stays in the Picture 3.14.06
K-Pax 3.14.06
Joe Dirt 3.14.06
The Laramie Project 3.14.06
The Pledge 3.14.06
The Pianist 3.14.06
Irreversible 3.13.06
In the Mood for Love 3.13.06
FUNNY FARM 3.13.06
Freeway II 3.13.06
Freddy Got Fingered 3.13.06
Frailty 3.13.06
FOUR LETTER WORDS 3.13.06
How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days 3.13.06
FATA MORGANA 3.13.06
ABOVE THE LAW 3.13.06
ACTION JACKSON 3.13.06
AMERICAN NINJA 3.13.06
THE DELTA FORCE 3.13.06
Double Team 3.13.06
Invasion USA 3.13.06
BAISE MOI 3.8.06
Rants
HACKWATCH: David Mamet: Why I Am No Longer a 'Brain-Dead Liberal' 3.28.08
HILLARY or COBRA COMMANDER? 1.14.08
THE DEATH OF STEVE FOSSETT: WE'RE HAVING A LAUGH 9.7.07
DAVE & BUSTERS SUCKS 6.4.07
FUCK DYNAMIC RICH GUYS 5.30.07
HACKWATCH: 100 UNSEXIEST MEN ALIVE 5.30.07
IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 2 2.16.07
FUCK LIBERAL VAGINAS 2.9.07
RUTHLESS GUIDE TO THE IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM 2.9.07
HACKWATCH: WORLD NET DINODRAGONS 12.12.06
FUCK ORBITZ 9.28.06
Fuck Bathroom Attendants 5.25.06
fuck secret santas 5.25.06
Yay for Drug Dealers 5.25.06
Radio
TOM LEYKIS 3.8.06
Howard Stern 3.8.06
Coast to Coast AM 3.8.06
Mike Molloy 3.8.06
RUSH LIMBAUGH 3.8.06
Music
Nomeansno--All Roads Lead to Ausfahrt 7.6.07
NOMEANSNO -- DANCE OF THE HEADLESS BOURGEOISIE 6.9.07
Books
TUCKER MAX: I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL 5.30.07
THE ALPHABET OF MANLINESS 2.28.07
Television
HELL DATE 10.14.07
SAMANTHA BROWN'S PASSPORT TO LATIN AMERICA 8.25.07
THE SOPRANOS 6.15.07
Life
TRAVEL; VEGAS-THE VENETIAN 6.16.07
TRAVEL; SAO PAULO--WORLD CUP IN BRAZIL PART ! 1.3.07
TRAVEL; SAO PAULO--NIGHTLIFE PART II 11.9.06
TRAVEL; SAO PAULO--THE BEACH 11.7.06
TRAVEL; SAO PAULO-COMMUNIST DINNER PARTY 10.22.06
TRAVEL; SAO PAULO--NIGHTLIFE PART 1 9.30.06
TRAVEL; EATING SAO PAULO--PART 1 9.27.06
TRAVEL; SAO PAULO: HIGHER EDUCATION 8.15.06
Team
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