Ruthless Reviews
Comfortable and Furious
The greatest side-scrolling brawler Capcom never made.
The bleakest adventure this side of Antonioni.
Revenge of the Eisenhower Era filtered through remedial film school.
Here is your processed movie product.
Don’t strangle me to death with your thighs, or torture me by sitting on my face. Anything but that.
As Hollywood grinds down its stars, this movie chips away at your sanity.