What’s really disturbing is that most of the stories, at least initially, have revolved around white people…
LORD WORM INTERVIEW
I’m a private language instructor; so happily, I have very little contact with urchins. They like me, I avoid them…
THE REAL MCKENZIES – 10 000 SHOTS
The Real McKenzies are from Vancouver, BC, otherwise known as Canada, otherwise known as an irrelevant expanse of largely uninhabitable land…
DARK FORTRESS – Seance
It’s all about what grim conditioner you’re lathering your locks with in the morning.
MAYHEM – DE MYSTERIIS DOM SATHANAS
It sounds as if he’s laboring through a crippling, cramp-racked, 46 minute bowel obstruction the likes of which no other human being has endured.
DISSECTION – REINKAOS
The child in me is now dead. Reinkaos is officially the most disgraceful display of spiritless has-beenism I’ve ever had the misfortune of suffering through.
BLOODBATH – NIGHTMARES MADE FLESH
After hearing the single, “Eaten”, from Nightmares Made Flesh, I decided then and there that I didn’t need to hear any more of Bloodbath.