L. Ron Mexico

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom

August 29, 2020 by L. Ron Mexico

Film Title

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom

Synopsis

Indiana Jones and his sidekicks take on culinary weirdness and the freedom of religion

Director

Steven Spielberg

Cast

Harrison Ford
Kate Capshaw
Ke Huy Quan
Amrish Puri
Philip Stone
Roshan Seth

You probably think this movie is about Indiana Jones. You probably also think it’s about a temple made out of doom. Well, you’d probably be wrong! It’s about one man’s struggle to practice his religion. Before Stallone’s sweat ever touched a Russian or Van Damn ever round-housed an Asian, a man by the name of […]

July 4th 2020: Our Founding Father’s Edition

July 29, 2020 by L. Ron Mexico

Today we celebrate when the founding fathers cast off their imperial chains, but they didn’t break them. They took those same chains down to the auction block and wrapped them around their fellow human beings instead. It was a weird type of independence, their revolution. To become independent from a king, and abolish your taxes […]

Ranking The 12 Sexiest Characters From Taboo

March 9, 2017 by L. Ron Mexico

Everyone knows the world’s sexiest people lived in 19th century Britain.

Confession Of A Cat Murderer

September 27, 2016 by L. Ron Mexico

Call the cops or Sarah McLachlan or whomever is in charge of keeping the heads on stray cats; this is happening

How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook Friends

May 24, 2016 by L. Ron Mexico

Facebook is pretty much the Gettysburg of the internet culture war. It’s the epicenter of binary bloodshed. Houses are divided, attacks are vicious, and no matter what happens, you will see body parts you wish you hadn’t. We can’t help it. Even the wussiest amongst us are embolden by the internet. I think Sir Friendzone […]

Why Liberals Will Never Win The Gun Control Debate

July 25, 2015 by L. Ron Mexico

For many gun owners, gun control isn’t a debate. It’s a threat, yet the left insists upon having this conversation after every mass shooting. Gun control advocates need to understand how these people see themselves, what role guns play in their lives, and how they view the world. At times, they teeter between shrieking cowards […]

Roar Movie Review

April 28, 2015 by L. Ron Mexico

Film Title

Roar (1981)

Synopsis

Wildlife preservationist Hank lives harmoniously alongside a menagerie of untamed animals, including cheetahs, elephants, lions and tigers on a preservation in the African plains. When his wife and children arrive for a visit, a long-brewing battle for dominance between two lions erupts and threatens their very lives.