Movie of the Year.
John Wick Review
January 18, 2015 by
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John WickSynopsis
In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, the director stated that this film has a body count of 84.
Director
Chad StahelskiCast
Keanu Reeves
Michael Nyqvist
Willem Dafoe
Ian McShane
Adrianne Palicki
Lance Reddick
John Leguizamo
Dean Winters
Jingle All The Way 2 Review
December 22, 2014 by
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Jingle All The Way 2Synopsis
No, this is real!
Director
Alex ZammCast
Larry the Cable Guy
Brian Stepanek
Santino Marella
Kennedi Clements
Kirsten Robek
WHAT?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) Review
November 28, 2014 by
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)Synopsis
An actual Ninja Turtles movie.
Director
Steve BarronCast
Judith Hoag
Elias Koteas
The TMNT
Splinter
Shredder
Domino's Pizza
Turtles that possess Power.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) Review
November 21, 2014 by
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)Synopsis
I am old.
Director
Jonathan LiebesmanCast
Megan Fox
Will Arnett
William Fichtner
The TMNT
Splinter
Shredder
Karai
Teal
Orange
Under the Orange, White, and Teal.
Hercules (2014) Review
November 16, 2014 by
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Hercules (2014)Synopsis
The Real Story, bro!
Director
Brett RatnerCast
Dwayne Johnson
Ian McShane
John Hurt
Rufus Sewell
Aksel Hennie
Ingrid Bolso Berdal
Reece Ritchie
The Rock: 1. Horses: 0.
Make Your Move Review
November 9, 2014 by
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Make Your MoveSynopsis
The Rhythm Nation falls. Or rises. It does something, at least.
Director
Duane AdlerCast
Derek Hough
BoA
Will Yun Lee
Wesley Jonathan
Izabella Miko
Jefferson Brown
Dancing, etc.
Lucy: Scarlet Johansson’s Vagina Shall Envelop Us All
October 17, 2014 by
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LucySynopsis
Christ alive!
Director
Luc BessonCast
Scarlet Johansson
Morgan Freeman
Cerebral Capacity
Taipei
Scarlett Johansson and the Cerebral Capacities! Live at Casino Morongo!
Transformers: Age of Extinction Review
October 10, 2014 by
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Transformers: Age of ExtinctionSynopsis
Boring.
Director
Michael BayCast
Marky Mark
Stanley Tucci
Kelsey Grammer
Nicola Peltz
Li Bing Bing
Sophia Myles
Peter Cullen
KABOOM!
Coherence Review
September 21, 2014 by
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CoherenceSynopsis
I’d like to see her inner product space, am I right guys?
Director
James Ward ByrkitCast
Emily Foxler
Maury Sterling
Nicholas Brendon
Lorene Scafaria
Elizabeth Gracen
Hugo Armstrong
Alex Manugian
Lauren Maher
Far out, man.
