The Unbearable Whiteness of White People.
Moms’ Night Out Review
August 28, 2014 by
Film Title
Moms' Night OutSynopsis
When the revolution comes, I’ll be at 99 Ranch.
Director
The Erwin BrothersCast
Sarah Drew
Sean Astin
Patricia Heaton
Trace Adkins
Andrea Logan White
Abbie Cobb
Kevin Downes
Robert Amaya
Behaving Badly Review
August 10, 2014 by
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Behaving BadlySynopsis
Dylan McDermott refers to his penis as “The Vomiting Cobra”.
Director
Who cares?Cast
Selena Gomez
some other people
Cary Elwes
PATRICK WARBURTON
OH GOD YES
0% on Rotten Tomatoes!
Rage (aka Tokarev) Review
July 24, 2014 by
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RageSynopsis
Serious business.
Director
Paco CabezasCast
Nicolas Cage
Danny Glover
Rachel Nichols
Max Ryan
Michael McGrady
Peter Stormare
Aubrey Peeples
Nicolas Cage.
You Won’t BELIEVE What A Piece Of Shit Transcendence Is!
July 5, 2014 by
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TranscendenceSynopsis
Panic In The Intertubes
Director
Wally PfisterCast
Johnny Depp
Rebecca Hall
Paul Bettany
Kate Mara
Morgan Freeman
Cillian Murphy
The Internet
Almost dumber than Gravity. Almost.
X-Men: Days of Future Past Review
May 24, 2014 by
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X-Men: Days of Future PastSynopsis
Wolverine’s Excellent Adventure.
Director
Bryan SingerCast
Every Single Character Fox Has The Rights To Except Psylocke And Her Ass.
Do you know what happens to bad movies when they’re struck by lightning?
RoboCop (2014): A Second Opinion
May 18, 2014 by
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RoboCop (2014)Synopsis
At least he doesn’t have a jetpack.
Director
Jose PadilhaCast
Joel Kinnaman
Michael Keaton
Gary Oldman
Samuel L. Jackson
Jackie Earle Haley
Abbie Cornish
Michael K. Williams
Better than RoboCop 3!
Vampire Academy Review
May 16, 2014 by
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Vampire AcademySynopsis
Hellhounds are now called “Psyhounds”. I don’t even know what that means.
Director
Mark WatersCast
Zoey Deutch
Lucy Fry
Sarah Hyland
Danila Kozlovsky
Dominic Sherwood
Gabriel Byrne
Olga Kurylenko
I guess turning into a bat isn’t taught until college.
Spiderman 5: Spiderman is Amazing, Part 2: The End of Cinema
May 3, 2014 by
Film Title
The Amazing Spiderman 2Synopsis
Events occur.
Director
Marc WebbCast
Spiderman, Gwen Stacy, Electro, Harry Osborn, Rhino, The Sony Ad Wizards, Hilariously Awesome CGI Female-Ejaculated Straight Out Of That Ukrainian Prosecutor Lady's Vagina, Sally Field
Why is this happening?
Knights of Badassdom Review
March 31, 2014 by
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Knights of BadassdomSynopsis
LARPers vs. Paintballers vs. a Demon. Oh dear God.
Director
Joe LynchCast
Steve Zahn
Ryan Kwanten
Summer Glau
Margarita Levieva
Jimmi Simpson
Peter Dinklage
Fuck LARPing. Fuck paintball. Fuck everything.
