Category: Featured Posts
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ROCKY III
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Read more: ROCKY IIILet’s face it, folks — Rocky and Apollo want to fuck. They always have. Here, in the third installment, they come as close as they ever would to breaking…
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COBRA
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Read more: COBRAFirst of all, Sly Stallone spends the entire movie wearing the sort of sunglasses worn by Rob Halford in at least a half dozen Judas Priest videos. Add to that a group of terrorists who gather in a swimming pool…
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ASSASSINATION
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Read more: ASSASSINATIONFolks, I love Charles Bronson. His films are garbage, but he usually makes me smile with little effort.
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Irreversible
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Read more: IrreversibleHow much of the film is art and how much is some Euro realizing he can make a name for himself by throwing a couple of schlongs on the screen?
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INCIDENT AT LOCH NESS
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Read more: INCIDENT AT LOCH NESSWerner Herzog is in a comedy. This is a lot better than that sounds.
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Fantastic Four
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Read more: Fantastic FourThere’s only one thing that matters in a film like this; do we get to see Jessica Alba’s tits?
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The Hospital (1971)
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Read more: The Hospital (1971)Words that snap, sizzle, and exist far beyond the need to push the story forward.
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PAYCHECK
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Read more: PAYCHECKWell, I did it. I knowingly and willingly rented a Ben Affleck movie.
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SPARTAN
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Read more: SPARTANOy vey, talk about straight to video…
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GLADIATOR
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Read more: GLADIATORI got so carried away with the ridiculousness of Gladiator winning the Academy Award that I forgot how good it really is.