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The Great Gatsby (1974)
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Read more: The Great Gatsby (1974)The 1974 Gatsby vs. the 2013: Would you rather wince or yawn? Those are your options. One film is engaging but with painful exposition; the other is well acted but as dull as your grandmotherÂs house.
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The Great Gatsby (2013)
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Read more: The Great Gatsby (2013)We hazed our newest film cricket by making him see the new Gatsby. He describes it as a useful tool for seducing fourteen year old girls, Welcome aboard!
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Ferris Bueller: Psychopath (1986)
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Read more: Ferris Bueller: Psychopath (1986)I’d been reading about psychopathy when I saw Ferris Bueller again….
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The Misunderstood: Johnny Lawrence in Karate Kid
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Read more: The Misunderstood: Johnny Lawrence in Karate KidJohnny Lawrencethe timeless bullyhandsome, wealthy and rolling deep with sniveling minions eager to knock a nerd…
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Children of Men (2006)
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Read more: Children of Men (2006)Cuaron’s Children of Men is one of the few post-apocalyptic nightmares I can believe in. Its dystopian vision of a future world not so far away (its events are set in 2027) rings true from start to finish, and its unrelenting bleakness never reeks of hyperbolic fantasy.
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Rocky III
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Read more: Rocky IIILet’s face it, folks — Rocky and Apollo want to fuck. They always have. Here, in the third installment, they come as close as they ever would to breaking…
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Assassination
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Read more: AssassinationFolks, I love Charles Bronson. His films are garbage, but he usually makes me smile with little effort.
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Fantastic Four (2005)
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Read more: Fantastic Four (2005)There’s only one thing that matters in a film like this; do we get to see Jessica Alba’s tits?
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Spartan
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Read more: SpartanOy vey, talk about straight to video…
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Radio (2003): Movies That Ruined Cinema
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Read more: Radio (2003): Movies That Ruined CinemaAnd a drooling fuckwit shall lead them.