YAY FOR THE RON ARTEST RIOT

You’ve earned a cookie. Perhaps you can eat it out of my ass after class.

THE REAL 10 GREATEST AMERICANS

He stripped black music completely of dangerous, jungle rhythms and Negro hyper-sexuality while leaving all those pleasing melodies in place…

10 RIDICULOUS LARP PICS

I defy anyone to name something that this man could do to change himself for the worse.

FUCK NASCAR DADS

Who are these “NASCAR Dads” and why are they so influential?

ONWARD CHRISTIAN PSYCHOS

I’ve said numerous times on this site that religion is the most obvious form of insanity that afflicts the human beast…

WHERE HAVE ALL THE KLEBOLDS GONE?

Then and now, I was an Eric Harris type; not actually violent, but brooding, furious, and contemplative.

FUCK TONY DUNGY

“There are three F’s in Dungy’s life: his faith, his family and then football in that order.”

MORE BANNABLE WORDS AND PHRASES

“Since we think in language, the quality of our thoughts can only be as good as the quality of our language.”

2005 END OF YEAR COCKSUCKERS

So Judith, you Cocksucker, you wanted to feel the power between your legs, huh?

WHY I LOVE BILL CLINTON’S PENIS

Watching the former President hit the talk show circuit in support of his autobiography is truly sick, and we as a nation are to blame.