Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined Christmas

Several times while watching the Ron Howard-directed How the Grinch Stole Christmas, I found myself wondering, “Who is this even for?” At 105 minutes, it’s a bit on the long side for kids small enough to actually enjoy Jim Carrey’s manic, over-the-top turn as the title character, and the whole thing is far too ugly […]

Understanding Trumpers: How Can 70 Million People Be Wrong?

The election is over. Regardless of the hate-spewed lies of Trump…Lies that 69.9 Million of the Trumpers actually believe, Joe Biden will be the next President of The United States. Oh, and what a mess he will inherit, but that will be discussed later. Covid-19 is raging, and there is nothing that the present administration […]

The Top 10 Reasons To Be An Atheist in 2020

Drum roll please… It’s obvious that all world religions are the product of extremely ignorant (not stupid) near barbarians who didn’t understand much about the world around them and made up stories to explain things the best they could. We no longer believe that the universe is made of four elements, that our health is […]

Rush Limbaugh Is Dying: Good Riddance

EDITOR’S NOTE: Rush Limbaugh, a hate-spewing gasbag who was somehow honored by our racist imbecile Idiot-In-Chief with The Presidential Medal Of Freedom…has terminal lung cancer, and will die soon. Scratch that, he will, and in his own hateful words, “Assume Room Temperature”. There will be no sympathy from me, or from anyone at Ruthless at […]

4 Misconceptions People Have About Landlords

Landlords are often vilified by the general public. They’re treated as evil, greedy people with dollar signs in their eyes. To hear some people talk, they’re basically “subhuman.” But here’s the deal with stereotypes: They’re often wrong, misguided, and exaggerated. And if you’ll take the time to hear us out, we’ll explain why landlords aren’t […]

From The Mailbag: The Why Not God for Everything Edition

Q: If God created everything on Earth and in the sky, why does science say it is evolution and not God’s creation? I’m afraid that the question as phrased is a bit unanswerable due the fact that it contains both an incorrect premise and an irrelevant conclusion. It’s sort of like asking somebody whether or […]

America-The Upside Down

Sometimes it seems like we’re in some bizzaro satirical world that makes no sense. A version of America straight from a movie like Idiocracy. With our  non-popular vote winning specially selected by the 1% version of a “President.” A President who is trying to get our country bought by China, and ruined by his Fake […]

The United States Postal Service: Why It Must Be Saved Edition

When I was a kid, I went to grade school with a kid named Greg. His dad was a mailman. We all thought that was lame as fuck, and we used to harass him about it all the time. In a gym class locker room full of the sons of railroaders and General Dynamics plant […]

July 4th 2020: Our Founding Father’s Edition

Today we celebrate when the founding fathers cast off their imperial chains, but they didn’t break them. They took those same chains down to the auction block and wrapped them around their fellow human beings instead. It was a weird type of independence, their revolution. To become independent from a king, and abolish your taxes […]

Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)

While Growing up, I was often asked about my opinions and recommendations on movies. I was sort of a go to guy for certain films with most people liking my opinions. In my almost 19 years of life, there has been one movie that has haunted my every step .(warning this essay will be exaggerated […]