Category: Rants
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IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 2
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Read more: IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 2The strongest homosexual impulses of my life have come with surging desires to rape him just to put him in his place.
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10 UGLIEST MEN IN HEAVY METAL HISTORY
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Read more: 10 UGLIEST MEN IN HEAVY METAL HISTORYThis is one fucker who would surely fell the Kraken.
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IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 1
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Read more: IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 1The I-Pod, the concealing brim of a baseball cap, the obsidian shades: Blue Chip Phil is impossible to read. Just ask him. He is…
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FUCK LIBERAL VAGINAS
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Read more: FUCK LIBERAL VAGINASA huge part of the reason the Right has risen to dominance in American politics is their successful campaign to portray liberals as wimps…
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FUCK A TSUNAMI
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Read more: FUCK A TSUNAMIWhatÂs really disturbing is that most of the stories, at least initially, have revolved around white people…
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MARK MCGWIRE GOT FUCKED
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Read more: MARK MCGWIRE GOT FUCKEDHowever, the very scribes and arbiters of greatness who praised McGwire not 10 years ago for helping to save…
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THE WHORING OF THE AMERICAN CLASSROOM
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Read more: THE WHORING OF THE AMERICAN CLASSROOMAnother day, another desperate American teacher caught fucking a student. This time…
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TEN RICH, POWERFUL CELEBRITIES WE WOULDN’T TRADE PLACES WITH
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Read more: TEN RICH, POWERFUL CELEBRITIES WE WOULDN’T TRADE PLACES WITHCelebrity has beaten the shit out of any other quality to which a person might aspire in our society. You get money, you get deference and you get to contaminate the most rarified and pristine portion of the gene pool with your seed or eggy-weggs. To calibrate your sensitivities, I l guarantee you that Puck…
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SADDAM FOR PRESIDENT
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Read more: SADDAM FOR PRESIDENTSo let us release the Iraqi people from their disastrous course and return Saddam to power. Let him dash old foes, sow his oats, and roam the streets
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FUCK THE FETUS
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Read more: FUCK THE FETUSThis rhetoric regarding the “best interests of the children” might resonate even in my blackened heart if conservatives cared a whit about the little shits