Category: From the Ruthless Archives

As a lad, most of what I knew about Margaret Thatcher – or at least what I cared to know – came directly from an episode or two of the sitcom Are You Being Served?

While jailed, Rayne is seduced by Sebastian and though she wants to bite his neck, he convinces her to make out first, which then turns into a wild humping session.

Refuge Denied. Curtis (Michael Shannon) is an Ohio man through and through, and as such, all but synonymous with America itself.

Apparently, black men do not drive minivans. Ever. Holy shit! The Marine? In these times? Not even close

Half-a-million dollars, Kirk Cameron, and the power of Jesus. What could go wrong?

There are no fairy tales in India, no white knights atop majestic steeds saving young damsels from despair and harm.

Holy shit, Brandy has AIDS!

Equus Craptasticus. Steven Spielberg, for all of his virtues regarding craft, vision, and storytelling ability, is a coward.

According to numerous sources, it’s Dario Argento’s horror masterpiece. So why was I laughing?

Bill Condon’s Dreamgirls is the longest movie ever made, more protracted than Shoah; more drawn out than Gone With the Wind; more belabored, even, than anything.