Category: 80s Action
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Undefeatable
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Read more: UndefeatableThe story of Stingray, a cage fighter who likes fighting, but loves marital rape. In fact, Stingray is so into his redheaded wife that when he rapes her, he actually thinks of the black guy he just hammered in the ring
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Knock Off: 90’s Inaction
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Read more: Knock Off: 90’s InactionIt’s about a kickboxing fashion consultant trying to save the world from exploding jeans.
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Kickboxer 4: The Aggressor
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Read more: Kickboxer 4: The AggressorMitchell is in prison for doing his job too well, set up by his enemy: The System.
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The Exterminator
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Read more: The ExterminatorYou get 18 months for 42 severe sex crimes? Time to get bus-ay!
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Point Break
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Read more: Point BreakYou’re cold because all of the blood is running out of your body, Roach. You’re gonna be dead soon. I hope it was worth it.
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On Deadly Ground (1994)
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Read more: On Deadly Ground (1994)Mike Von Hobart reviews Steven Seagal’s magnificent directorial debut.
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The Beastmaster
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Read more: The BeastmasterBeastmaster could be a missing book of the Old Testament…why yes, it’s that stupid.
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Out For a Kill: 90’s Inaction
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Read more: Out For a Kill: 90’s InactionIs it even possible to articulate the premise? Unfortunately, it is. Seagal is “the most distinguished academic” at Yale, because it would be a bit of a stretch for him to be the most distinguished academic at Harvard. He’s so smart that he becomes a patsy for a Chinese drug ring who try to smuggle…
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Cyber Tracker: 90’s Inaction
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Read more: Cyber Tracker: 90’s InactionCan the premise even be articulated? Sort of. Mix Robocop with The Terminator and cast the robot with a big bald fucker that looks like Steve Wilkos. Add a real-life kickboxer Don “The Dragon” Wilson as a human who is targeted by the Steve Wilkos which is controlled by his former employers (a senator and…
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The Peacekeeper: 90’s Inaction
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Read more: The Peacekeeper: 90’s InactionThe 3rd best Dolph film EVER!