BLOODSPORT (1988)

Point is, I know porn when I hear it, and that was straight up fucking porn. NAMBLA porn.

BLACK RAIN

An American Cop in Japan. Their country. Their laws. Their game. His rules.

THE BEASTMASTER

Man in leather underwear controls the animals.

ASSASSINATION

Folks, I love Charles Bronson. His films are garbage, but he usually makes me smile with little effort.

AMERICAN NINJA

Really, any political content just kind of confused mess to serve as backdrop for all the ninjanity.

ACTION JACKSON

I had to air out the house after watching it.

10 TO MIDNIGHT

There’s more at work here than a generous slab of man candy.

SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO

The gayest movie ever made.

HEARTBREAK RIDGE

The Marines: Fight. Kill. Chug Cock

DEATH WISH 3

If it is possible for you to watch Death Wish 3 my choice as the single guiltiest pleasure ever put on screen and not be entertained and…