A Chuck Norris film produced by Cannon, directed by Aaron Norris, and featuring heavy allusions to Kurosawa. Seriously.
Mother of God.
Part 2 of Erich’s Descent Into Hell
Van Damme and a Jheri curl mullet directed by John Woo.
Hello! It is time to watch a lot of “Airwolf” and drink some beer.
It’s about a kickboxing fashion consultant trying to save the world from exploding jeans.
Never you mind his fifty-two years. Dolph Lundgren will still fuck you the hell up.