It has come to my attention that at least one Hollywood bigshot, celebrity type read one of my reviews and was got all pissy. I won’t say who it was, other than to say that he or she is involved with Zero Effect in an important way.
The only way to enjoy ZARDOZ is to watch it and keep repeating to yourself, ‘someone MADE this. Someone MADE this”
I am not kidding, dear readers — the black woman three rows ahead of me never stopped talking.
Read the book.
No, not Tara Reid’s brain…
Show me the fucking door.
The easiest way to sum this movie up is to say it’s the Japanese version of Harmony Korine’s Kids.
Sweaty young studs fly planes, shower together.