Category: Reviews
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S.W.A.T (2003)
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Read more: S.W.A.T (2003)Not so long ago, we predicted a resurgence in 80s-style Action. Since S.W.A.T. almost perfectly fits the mold, I’m reviewing it using the 80s Action template, even though it falls far short of the 80s Action ideal. I think that action films are kind of on the fence right now, along with the rest of…
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You Can Count on Me (2000)
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Read more: You Can Count on Me (2000)You Can Count On Me is not the sort of film that you sit back and evaluate. The fact that it is brilliant is obvious. It’s the sort of film that should be used to evaluate you.
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One Hit Wonders of 80’s Action Vol. VIII
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Read more: One Hit Wonders of 80’s Action Vol. VIIIWe see her fumble through what few lines she utters and then we see her die.
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Radio (2003): Movies That Ruined Cinema
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Read more: Radio (2003): Movies That Ruined CinemaAnd a drooling fuckwit shall lead them.
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One Hit Wonders of 80’s Action Vol III
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Read more: One Hit Wonders of 80’s Action Vol IIIThe film is Rocky IV, and the official character name is Soviet Leader, though we know damn well it’s Mikhail Gorbachev.
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One Hit Wonders of 80’s Action, Vol II
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Read more: One Hit Wonders of 80’s Action, Vol IIAfter her devastatingly one-note performance as Carol Kersey, Paul’s put upon daughter, in Death Wish II, Robin Sherwood never acted again.
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One Hit Wonders of 80’s Action, Vol VI
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Read more: One Hit Wonders of 80’s Action, Vol VICIA Bartender, Above The Law Perhaps the defining trait of the One-Hit Wonders of 80’s Action is that they clearly have no business appearing on film, but manage to steal the show, and a little piece of our hearts CIA Bartender, played by Ronnie Barron, is about the seediest looking guy I’ve seen No special…
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One Hit Wonders of 80’s Action, Vol V
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Read more: One Hit Wonders of 80’s Action, Vol VOne movie. One character. Cinematic immortality.