Category: The Shithouse
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Teenagers From Outer Space (1959)
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Read more: Teenagers From Outer Space (1959)Oh boy, this is it. For decades I have fantasized about a movie that could be half as bad as some of Coleman Francis’s stinkers like The Beast Of Yucca Flats. Only for all the acting to be as spectacular as that of Tor Johnson, and a monster as convincing of the one in The…
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I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
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Read more: I Know Who Killed Me (2007)It’s about time you resurrect the Shithouse. Whats this one about? Lindsay Lohan, playing both Aubrey and Dakota, is kidnapped, gagged, tortured, and mutilated, losing a hand and leg in the process. Shes found, sent to a hospital, then followed by the FBI, and before long, shes in a graveyard digging up herself. Wait a…
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Frankie & Alice
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Read more: Frankie & AliceAt last: Halle Berry plays a Southern white woman who hates Jews.
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Unlucky Charms
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Read more: Unlucky CharmsHot, big-titted chicks with boogers in their noses.
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Trail of Blood
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Read more: Trail of BloodA man camps. A man dies. It’s science.
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Foodfight!
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Read more: Foodfight!Nazis, consumerism, and penguins with tits…Thank God it’s a children’s movie.
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Mother
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Read more: MotherI’m being cyberbullied…by my mother. I don’t know whether to OMG or LMFAO.
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Age of Dinosaurs
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Read more: Age of DinosaursAt last, the Robot Monster of Jurassic Park movies. Starring Treat Williams!
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The Black Dahlia Haunting
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Read more: The Black Dahlia HauntingThe world’s least interesting ghost, ladies and gentlemen.
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American Lowrider
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Read more: American LowriderHey, did you know that Mexicans hate Guatemalans?