Isn’t it infinitely sad, dear readers, that out of the infinite possibilities in the multiverse, you and I happen to inhabit the one where one of the greatest comedic talents of all time has stooped to the level of total idiocy?

Hate it or love it, but this is an essential and definitive film of the superhero genre, and one that speaks more to the zeitgeist of the 00s which have enabled our present dystopia

Team-up movies are the best! Think The Avengers. Deadpool and Wolverine. Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman. Well, maybe not that last one. Forget that last one. Forever, preferably

The Final Reckoning has a messy plot, too many characters given little to do, but features solid acting and really good action scenes.

Dr. Marvin is in control; of his office, his family, his patients. He has authored a psychology manual titled Baby Steps. The type of banal advice you’ll find in the self-help section of any surviving bookstore

If Sex Madness is to be believed – the greatest threat facing the United States in the 1930’s wasn’t Nazi Germany, Imperial Japan, or even Communism, but rather the previously unmentionable blight of syphilis.