What constitutes a goddess? Or a good movie? Two questions that have plagued humanity since the very beginning of their respective existence. The answer is simple: you do

To the crew of this movie: you will, at the very least, receive a strongly worded letter, which will explain to you, in the very clearest of language, why you must never, ever, EVER work on something THIS horrible again.

Natasha Romanov is a tough little bitch. As played by the gorgeous Scarlet Johansson, she survives all sorts of beatings, stabbings, explosions, being kicked off bridges into freezing cold rivers and, of course, driving a Lada. My uncle had a Lada when I was a kid. They are these horrible Russian-built people cars that look…

Much like Captain America: Brave New World, Thunderbolts* is an instance of the MCU telling a solid story while consolidating a bunch of threads from previous films and series. Thunderbolts* is a direct sequel to Black Widow.