Comfortable and Furious

HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN TEN DAYS

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I miss Jaquay’s poems
And this haiku site linked us
So I haiku* too

About why this film
Caused me to lose my damn lunch
And not in 10 days

Ordinary Kate
Is a manufactured star
I want Hawn’s spawn gone

With more make-up than
The Ultimate Warrior
She’s still plain, can’t act

Based on a novel?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha

The bionic man
Had more original parts
Than this piece of shit

Why is everything
Marketed towards women
always vacuous?


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