Comfortable and Furious



DVD Extras

I didn’t stick around to find out. I was so tired after the beating
I had given myself I could barely finish the movie. Thank God I didn’t
see this in the theater.

Ruthless Ratings

  • Film, Overall – 5 ( Angelina Overall – 9)
  • DVD Extras – n/a
  • Story – 2
  • Acting – 5 Direction – 3 (Sex Direction – 7) Anal Sex Direction – 10

Ruthless Reviews Special Ratings

  • Number of times movie was paused to do something else – 16.
  • Number of times you found yourself enjoying the movie – Quite
    often. I really liked whenever Penn was on screen, but you already knew
  • Number of boxes of Kleenex used – 1.5.
  • Number of times lube was dropped- 4.
  • Number of times you imagined the director snickering to
    himself – When Antonio’s ass crack was on the view finder for five
  • Number of times you thought about getting a leather trench
    coat – Once, when I realized that if they made a sequel to this movie I
    would have to stroke in public.
  • Number of times you yelled at the TV what a bad actor Antonio
    is – None, but I yelled at him enough, things like ” switch to reverse
    cowgirl so I can see some hardcore you idiot!”