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What’s The Deal With Women In Horror Movies?
Read more: What’s The Deal With Women In Horror Movies?I thought of three primary reasons we like to watch girls chased around by maniacs.
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A Tour of Hell
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: A Tour of HellA Tour of Hell: A Review. When I awoke I found myself lying on the barren ground, confused and disoriented. The last thing I remembered was the heart monitor screaming that my heart had stopped in that hospital bed and yet here I was, lying on the rocks in the hot sun, naked as a…
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The Meth-Man Chronicles: Home Alone Edition
Read more: The Meth-Man Chronicles: Home Alone EditionIt’s amazing how well you can drive down a busy street looking only in the rearview mirror.
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Finding Bigfoot(2011)
Read more: Finding Bigfoot(2011)America is a country of masochists wanting nothing more than to be tied down, beat with fly swatters and be forced to choke down the hot, dripping load of whatever con artist we’re buying into at the moment.
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Colonoscopy: It’s About the Prep
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Colonoscopy: It’s About the PrepIf you survive the prep, you will probably be just fine
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Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)
Read more: Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)There is one movie that has upset me so deeply that I cannot help but write a rant about it. For years this film has been praised and lauded ad nauseum, and I’m sick of it.
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Waffle House and Arby’s Chronicles: God Giveth, and God Takes Away Edition
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Waffle House and Arby’s Chronicles: God Giveth, and God Takes Away EditionI just finished yet another road trip from Colorado to Memphis. Normally, I just try to avoid eating at fast food joints, and pack my cooler with drinks, chicken wings, a meat stick (not Slim Jims, but decent stuff like Bridgeford or Hillshire) and some boiled eggs.
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Cracker Barrel Logo Debacle: The End Is Near Edition
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Cracker Barrel Logo Debacle: The End Is Near EditionLet’s discuss the latest bombshell that has the MAGA brain-trust and other Confederates with their Stars N Bars under-oos in a knot. Let’s delve into the new Cracker Barrel logo change
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New Dream Car: Greatest Oxymoron of The Decade
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: New Dream Car: Greatest Oxymoron of The DecadeOne of the biggest Oxymorons of this decade is “New Dream Car”. I could write a book on everything I’ve seen and read about the problems that these new cars have had.
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Matt Has Had Enough of Mountain Climbers
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Matt Has Had Enough of Mountain ClimbersThey are a force more vile than Al Qaeda. In their pursuit of glory, purpose, and might, they cost our nation…
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Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
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Tennessee v. Alabama Football: Battle of the Bubba Gumps Edition
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The Rapture: 2023 Edition
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The Last Hurrah #4: Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein (1974)
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Spread Your Legs For Daddy: Part 4
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Spinning Plates: Part 4
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