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The Bible: A Book Review
Read more: The Bible: A Book ReviewWhat the Bible really is, is a collection of books that loosely chronicle the history of some primitive and very violent people who by their own coronation, somehow were the chosen people of the God they invented.
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About That Life On Mars Thing
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: About That Life On Mars ThingSince the early days of science fiction, Martians have been part of our folklore. Sometimes they’re benevolent, often evil; but always just taken for granted as being existent. And though we’ve been to Mars lots of times, we’ve had eyes on it from the surface and from orbit, we have not yet managed to find…
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A Tour of Hell
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: A Tour of HellA Tour of Hell: A Review. When I awoke I found myself lying on the barren ground, confused and disoriented. The last thing I remembered was the heart monitor screaming that my heart had stopped in that hospital bed and yet here I was, lying on the rocks in the hot sun, naked as a…
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What is a Dingleberry?
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: What is a Dingleberry?WARNING: Ladies, this probably does not concern you. This is pretty disgusting stuff, so just scroll on down if you are squeamish.
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A Tribute to Robert Altman
Read more: A Tribute to Robert AltmanThe American cinema never really deserved the likes of Robert Altman, a man who never made the same movie twice, even when detractors accused him of coasting on his reputation.
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Barking Dogs: Citronella Dog Collar Edition
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Barking Dogs: Citronella Dog Collar EditionSo my neighbors have been complaining that my dog has been barking non-stop. Yes, my sweet baby boy. I hate the electric zapping bark collars, so I went to Walmart and purchased a humane citronella collar.
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3 Ways to Deal with Annoying Players in Online Poker Chat
Read more: 3 Ways to Deal with Annoying Players in Online Poker ChatFrom the play money games to nosebleeds, online poker is filled with jerks who will use chat to demean other players and celebrate their own superiority, real or imagined. (It’s almost always imagined).
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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Americana
Read more: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of AmericanaA few years ago I took a nice road trip, a 2,000 mile journey through Wyoming, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa and Nebraska. According to the world of Matt Cale there is no bad Americana, but I beg to differ
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Falling Down: Spending 7 Months in Prison Edition
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Falling Down: Spending 7 Months in Prison EditionEditor’s Note: Here is an email that I got from one of our writers. I was pretty sure he was dead, since I hadn’t heard from him in 7 months. Anyway, enjoy, and welcome back, Paul.
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Finding Bigfoot(2011)
Read more: Finding Bigfoot(2011)America is a country of masochists wanting nothing more than to be tied down, beat with fly swatters and be forced to choke down the hot, dripping load of whatever con artist we’re buying into at the moment.
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The Bible: A Book Review
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About That Life On Mars Thing
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A Tour of Hell
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What is a Dingleberry?
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A Tribute to Robert Altman
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Barking Dogs: Citronella Dog Collar Edition
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3 Ways to Deal with Annoying Players in Online Poker Chat
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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Americana
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Falling Down: Spending 7 Months in Prison Edition
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Finding Bigfoot(2011)
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The Top 10 Most Outrageous YouTube Eating Channels
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Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t Know
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Meth Stories: “Yeah Chris, I’m Not Going To Make It In Today.”
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Being Henry: I Love Henry Rollins
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The Bostrom Glitch: Four Movies That Question Reality
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The Meth-Man Chronicles: Home Alone Edition
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Sawing Pigs Apart
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Top Gun: Maverick -or- Hello Aeroplane
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The Wonderful Climate of Memphis, TN.
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Top 10 Eighties Bullies
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Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)
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Reacher: A Dutch Perspective
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The Metric System Is Stupid
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Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living By
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Breaking Bad
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The Poseidon Adventure (Seven Things I Love About…)
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College Basketball Conference Tournaments: A Rant
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Everything About The Woody Allen Allegations. Everything.
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The 15 Minute Rule: Abandon Ship on the Following Movies
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Doctor on Faith Healing Hoax and Religiously Impaired Parents