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The Metric System Is Stupid
Read more: The Metric System Is StupidThe metric system is, of course, based on measuring everything using the circumference of the earth. Why? Well, we do live on planet earth. But other than that it is… guess what? Arbitrary as shit!
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Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living By
Read more: Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living ByTake a seat. Wait your turn. Tell the nice lady thank you. Don’t drink and drive. Wear pants. We’ve built ourselves into a prison of written and unwritten rules.
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The Poseidon Adventure (Seven Things I Love About…)
Read more: The Poseidon Adventure (Seven Things I Love About…)7. Gene Hackman Yeah, buddy, I’ll see your Popeye Doyle and raise you a Rupert Anderson. And here’s a Little Bill Daggett to up the stakes. And then maybe you’ll come within a nautical mile of Rev. Frank Scott, to date the most fully realized character in Gene Hackman’s long and storied career, as well…
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College Basketball Conference Tournaments: A Rant
Read more: College Basketball Conference Tournaments: A RantHere we are down to the final Sunday, where most conferences are showcasing conference championship games. Basketball conference tournaments are grueling affairs, and what do they accomplish?
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Everything About The Woody Allen Allegations. Everything.
Read more: Everything About The Woody Allen Allegations. Everything.And now, prepare to be engrossed by the misery of other people and the shittines of our species.
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The 15 Minute Rule: Abandon Ship on the Following Movies
Read more: The 15 Minute Rule: Abandon Ship on the Following MoviesWatching some movies is like riding a submarine into the deep. The pressure of outright bad threatens to crush the soul of the innocent viewer. Surface before you get too deep.
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Doctor on Faith Healing Hoax and Religiously Impaired Parents
Read more: Doctor on Faith Healing Hoax and Religiously Impaired ParentsMineral water, green veg, and prayer. Over 500 years since the printing press was invented, and we still do this shit?
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Confession Of A Cat Murderer
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Confession Of A Cat MurdererCall the cops or Sarah McLachlan or whomever is in charge of keeping the heads on stray cats; this is happening
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L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car Sleeping
Read more: L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car SleepingDesignated drivers are like sexy models who eat chicken wings and hang out with fat guys: they only exist in beer commercials.
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We Can’t Interfere With People’s Beliefs*
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Driving on Hwy. 12 in Utah: The most scenic highway in the USA
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The Beast’s Guide To Bulimia
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God speaks out about attorneys
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We Need More Women Comedians!
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Bitches
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Movie Geeks Manifesto
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Poop: A Love Story
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Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency: Part 2
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A Tribute to Robert Altman
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Assholes of the American Presidency
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The Cock Also Rises
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The Cock Also Rises 2: Coming on Coney
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Trees: A Tribute to Mother Nature’s most glorious evolved creation.
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The Unsung: Warren Evans in The Lonely Guy
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Assholes of the Cinema: Richard Benjamin in Diary of a Mad Housewife
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Top 10 Film Directors of All Time: A view from two Ruthless writers
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The Corporation (2003)
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Working in Mental Health Might Ruin Your Mental Health
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6 Kinds Of Terrible Movie Critics
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The Tap-Out Crowd
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Talkin’ Roller Derby: Wummin’s Sports Edition
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Being a doctor in rural Africa
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The Misunderstood: Lesbian Prison Guard, Caged (1950)
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The Universe and the Stupidly Superstitious
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Fuck Creationism
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Top 10 Movies Not To Watch Before…
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Memories of a Reagan Boyhood: Part 4
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Memories of a Reagan Boyhood: Part 3
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Memories of a Reagan Boyhood: Part 2