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The Metric System Is Stupid
Read more: The Metric System Is StupidThe metric system is, of course, based on measuring everything using the circumference of the earth. Why? Well, we do live on planet earth. But other than that it is… guess what? Arbitrary as shit!
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Imaginative Bursts of Sadism
Read more: Imaginative Bursts of SadismDo you ever do that thing, perhaps while life hasn’t been treating you too brilliantly, when you start reading up on sicko Nazi and serial killer shit? You don’t mean to (perhaps you’ve got a spare half-hour between charity commitments) but somehow you’re disappearing into the bowels of the internet consuming blood-drenched pages about medieval…
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A Few More Ruthless Villains: 80’s Action Edition
Read more: A Few More Ruthless Villains: 80’s Action EditionA Few Ruthless Movie Villains is a popular article that I wrote a few years ago. Time flies, and it is now past time to honor some more unsavory bad guys, this time, 80’s Action style.
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Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)
Read more: Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)There is one movie that has upset me so deeply that I cannot help but write a rant about it. For years this film has been praised and lauded ad nauseum, and I’m sick of it.
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Three Guesses as To Why the Most Successful Movie Franchise is the Least Culturally Impactful: -or- Why Avatar Fire and Ash will make a lot of money and leave no legacy.
Read more: Three Guesses as To Why the Most Successful Movie Franchise is the Least Culturally Impactful: -or- Why Avatar Fire and Ash will make a lot of money and leave no legacy.I spent 3 and a half hours, over an eighth of my day, in a theater watching this. And less than an hour later the details are already running like water out of my mind and memory
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Kesey & The Cuckoo’s
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Kesey & The Cuckoo’sI’m not sure why I’m such a fan of the sixties, but I am. Maybe it’s because I’ve lived a past life there that keeps haunting some subconscious part of my current being
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The Misunderstood: Agent Smith in The Matrix
Read more: The Misunderstood: Agent Smith in The Matrix“Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague, and we are the cure.” Ah, yes. Agent Smith. As a villain, he is endlessly quotable
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Gremlins vs. Minions, An Analysis
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Gremlins vs. Minions, An AnalysisIt is time now, world, that I spoke. I’ve been hiding in the shadows for far too long. But no more! I will not be silenced or ignored any longer!
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Kris-Mus in Kaamasmukka
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Kris-Mus in KaamasmukkaTwas a dark and stormy night up in Kaamasmukka, but since this was the far north of Finland, I should probably be a little more specific: it was a dark and stormy Kris-Mus Eve in Kaamasmukka.
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A Christmas Gift: Explaining the Stock Market Scene in Trading Places
Read more: A Christmas Gift: Explaining the Stock Market Scene in Trading PlacesDon’t snort, you had no clue what was going on, admit it.
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Ridiculous Deaths
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Charles Bronson, R.I.P.
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The Definitive Ranking of Rocky Fighters
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The Art of Darkness: Apocalypse Now & Full Metal Jacket
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My Life Of Crime
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Israel is Worse than You Think
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I Am Your Crazy Facebook Friend: Israel / Palestine Edition.
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Top Ten Low Effort Halloween Costumes
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Happy Halloween From Ruthless Reviews: 2024 Edition
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All Hail, King of the Runts!
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A Presidential Election CAT-Astrophe
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Foreigners, Eh? Guess They’re All Right
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We Can’t Interfere With People’s Beliefs*
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Driving on Hwy. 12 in Utah: The most scenic highway in the USA
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The Beast’s Guide To Bulimia
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God speaks out about attorneys
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We Need More Women Comedians!
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Bitches
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Movie Geeks Manifesto
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Poop: A Love Story
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Assholes of the American Presidency
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The Cock Also Rises
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The Cock Also Rises 2: Coming on Coney
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The Unsung: Warren Evans in The Lonely Guy
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Assholes of the Cinema: Richard Benjamin in Diary of a Mad Housewife
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The Corporation (2003)
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Working in Mental Health Might Ruin Your Mental Health
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6 Kinds Of Terrible Movie Critics
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The Tap-Out Crowd
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Talkin’ Roller Derby: Wummin’s Sports Edition