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College Basketball Conference Tournaments: A Rant
Read more: College Basketball Conference Tournaments: A RantHere we are down to the final Sunday, where most conferences are showcasing conference championship games. Basketball conference tournaments are grueling affairs, and what do they accomplish?
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Everything About The Woody Allen Allegations. Everything.
Read more: Everything About The Woody Allen Allegations. Everything.And now, prepare to be engrossed by the misery of other people and the shittines of our species.
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The 15 Minute Rule: Abandon Ship on the Following Movies
Read more: The 15 Minute Rule: Abandon Ship on the Following MoviesWatching some movies is like riding a submarine into the deep. The pressure of outright bad threatens to crush the soul of the innocent viewer. Surface before you get too deep.
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Doctor on Faith Healing Hoax and Religiously Impaired Parents
Read more: Doctor on Faith Healing Hoax and Religiously Impaired ParentsMineral water, green veg, and prayer. Over 500 years since the printing press was invented, and we still do this shit?
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Confession Of A Cat Murderer
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Confession Of A Cat MurdererCall the cops or Sarah McLachlan or whomever is in charge of keeping the heads on stray cats; this is happening
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L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car Sleeping
Read more: L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car SleepingDesignated drivers are like sexy models who eat chicken wings and hang out with fat guys: they only exist in beer commercials.
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Save The Midgets
Read more: Save The MidgetsLittle people my ass….Midgets they are, and midgets they will always be.
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Devilish Dwarves
Read more: Devilish DwarvesThere’s a famous old Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketch in which a one-legged actor auditions for Tarzan. The casting agent can’t believe what he’s being confronted with (“I’ve got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is, neither have you”) while the disabled actor remains oblivious to his chances of snagging the athletic role.…
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Akira (1988): An XTC perspective
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Akira (1988): An XTC perspectiveThe first time I saw this 1988 Japanese manga-movie, I was very much under the influence of XTC. Or Molly, as I believe you weird American people also like to call it. You know, that stuff that makes your brain get flooded with massive amounts of things like serotonin, dopamine and other nice things. Just…
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Murder, Torture & Religion
Read more: Murder, Torture & ReligionMurder and torture are as old as humanity. Ever since man first invented the club, he probably used it to kill another caveman. Murder in the name of religion probably wasn’t very far behind. Overzealous faith has been used as an excuse to torture and kill since the beginning of recorded history. What follows are…
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Memories of a Reagan Boyhood: Part 4
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Memories of a Reagan Boyhood: Part 3
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Memories of a Reagan Boyhood: Part 2
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Memories of a Reagan Boyhood: Part 1
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See You in Disneyland
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Marlon Brando-R.I.P.
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Planet Fitness: No Judgment Day
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What type of soldiers do other soldiers dislike?
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The Top 10 Hollywood Tropes: They need to go Edition
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Darwin’s Nightmare (2004)
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Cheaper By the Dozen (2003)
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Jonestown: The Life and Death of People’s Temple
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Sharkwater (2006)
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Indiana Jones: Bullwhip for the White American Male
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Russian Ark (2002)
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Black History Month Special: How you duuurrrn!– a black man in a dress is not the bellwether of conspiracy…unless it is.
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A Few More Ruthless Villains: 80’s Action Edition
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Top 10 Romantic Movies that won’t make you want to shoot up your local Ann Taylor
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id Cinema: The Genre We Love
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The Phantom Menace: The 100 Things Wrong With it Edition
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My Own Personal Jesus-The Eureka Springs Experience
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Death Without Dignity
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Colonoscopy: It’s About the Prep
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The Oscars: When Pigs Fly Edition
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Soul Plane
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The Top 10 Words To Describe Midgets
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Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)
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A Few Ruthless Movie Villains
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Oculus Interpretation
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The 2 Best Films of 2005