Playing through South Park: The Stick of Truth is like getting a pitch-perfect, 10-12 hour glimpse into an alternate universe where the properties we know and love from film and television are lovingly adapted by game designers who give a shit.
IÂm shocked to be writing this, as the game had every reason to bomb. As stated above, licensed games almost universally suck, and this goes double for South Park, a franchise whose game history includes a god-awful shooter, a dull minigame collection, and a mediocre cart racer. On top of that, this gameÂs publisher, THQ, went bankrupt during development, and the rights were sold off to Ubisoft, a publisher that never saw a franchise it couldnÂt ruin through oversaturation, smartphone tie-ins, and proprietary online networks.
And yet, The Stick of Truth is legit. Storied RPG developer Obsidian has brought us what amounts to a top-shelf, 10-12 hour playable sequel to the South Park movie. A level of familiarity with South ParkÂs rich history will make your experience even more enjoyable, but if youÂre a lapsed fan, the game still stands on its own. Obsidian has always had decent writing chops for a game developer, but more crucial is the deep involvement of show creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker with the project. Simply put, a lot of licensed games get shafted from the start because key talent in Hollywood looks down upon games as inferior. Even when developers do get in with producers, itÂs usually a relationship of sharing art assets or coordinating a game launch alongside a film release. Rare is the high-level creative who brings their A-game to an interactive adaptation of their work, but thatÂs what we have here: The Stick of Truth starts off with a simple enough story of asshole kids playing make believe, but masterfully builds toward a delightfully offensive, batshit crescendo that gives its pedigree a run for its money.
Keeping the hits rolling, The Stick of Truth looks and sounds every bit like the show it was birthed from. This is a 1:1 recreation of South ParkÂs unique papercraft style, and HUDs/menus are only shown as necessary. Memorable songs from the show are littered throughout the game, and the original voices are all here. The end result is that someone casually observing a player will mistake the game for the show. Nothing more could be asked.
The act of playing Stick of Truth has a lot in common with NintendoÂs Paper Mario series. Standard turn-based JRPG combat is combined with timed button presses to amplify attacks and reduce incoming damage. At any given time, you are limited to one switchable companion character with unique abilities, but you can use environmental hazards in the overworld map to thin out enemies before entering battle, and both you and your buddy get a free heal/support move in addition to an attack phase.
If that sounds like the game is a hell of a lot easier than 99% of JRPGs on the market, youÂre absolutely right: Speaking personally, I found the gameÂs default difficulty enjoyable, but it must be said that if JRPGs are your bag, you may find the whole thing to be a cakewalk. In the interest of full disclosure, this is the third turn-based RPG I can remember truly enjoying, the others being Earthbound and Final Fantasy 7. If you read that sentence, scoffed, and called me a Âfucking casualÂ because everybody liked Earthbound and Final Fantasy 7, then you probably want to start on hard.
Some outlets spent a lot of time describing the ways that The Stick of Truth skewers video games as a medium, as if itÂs some sort of biting treatise on how immature games/gamers/game culture can be. IÂm not in love with the smell of my own shitpipe fumes, so IÂm not going to do that. Needless to say, there are jokes about video games in The Stick of Truth. Like the rest of the game, those jokes are really funny. IÂm not going to spend time describing the jokes or Âwhy they workÂ to you, because IÂd be doing you a disservice by ruining them. Besides that, breaking down and analyzing the beats of jokes with pounds of dry critical language until said jokes are no longer funny is something IÂd rather leave to the experts in the field.
Ultimately, IÂve wanted a game like this for a long time: When the first South Park title came out for Playstation and Nintendo 64, I can remember being hyped at the idea of playing a game like Goldeneye with the addition of anal probe jokes and four foul-mouthed kids. The game I wanted and the game I got were two different things entirely, as (now defunct) Acclaim released an awful, bargain-basement piece of shovelware trash. The genre might have changed, but kids today wonÂt have the same problem: The Stick of Truth isnÂt just the definitive South Park game, itÂs one of the best licensed games of all time, a shining example of what happens when a great developer treats a great property as more than just an opportunity to cash in on a brand.
Day One, Buy Cheap, Rent, or Pass?: Day OneÂ
Developer: Obsidian Entertainment, South Park Digital Studios
Platforms: Playstation 3, Xbox 360, PC