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  • Aliens (1986)

    Aliens (1986)

    Bitches man, bitches.

  • Alien vs. Predator

    Alien vs. Predator

    You can read all about what’s wrong with the plot of the movie on countless other websites, and rest assured it is retarded.

  • Alien: Resurrection

    Alien: Resurrection

    Allow me to begin by warning those of us (myself included) who approach new Ruthless reviews with the same sort of gleeful yips a hyena may emit when approaching the rotting carcass of a blind, three-legged baby gazelle: This will not be a wholesale evisceration of Alien: Resurrection. The perceived wisdom is that this movie…

  • Alien 3

    Alien 3

    Alien 3– The Ninth Circle of Development Hell 1 Hour, 54 minutes. Rated R for graphic autopsies, bodily mutilation galore. Is this film worth my time? Only if you’re a David Fincher completest or somebody who likes extra-sour excursions in grim-dark. Who is this film perfect for? People who just wished that Alien was grittier,…

  • Alien: Covenant- Some Final Thoughts And A Timeline

    Alien: Covenant- Some Final Thoughts And A Timeline

    Alien: Covenant- Some Final Thoughts And A Timeline Alien was the first movie I reviewed for Ruthless. In spite of being nearly 40 years old the movie has aged magnificently and remains one of the best films ever made, and the best horror movie ever produced. We now have 6 Alien franchise movies + other…

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    A great use of a mulligan. After the visually pleasing, but narrative mess that was 2012’s Prometheus, and the continued misses in the video game arena, the Alien franchise has been on life support for years. To be fair, Prometheus turned something of a profit and the critical reception was favorable, but the majority of…

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant. New movies in the Alien franchise are anticipated with the same level of excitement and nervousness as the Terminator movies: Both have an unassailable 80’s pedigree and are subject to an unforgiving gauntlet of public scrutiny upon every subsequent release. With Terminator, the studio’s response appears to be to re-hash precisely the same…

  • Alien

    Alien

    Ridley Scott, with the help of brilliant Alien design from Oscar-winner H.R. Giger, takes the viewer to the very end of the nightmare tunnel, and maybe a little farther.

  • The ABC’s of Hard Drugs

    The ABC’s of Hard Drugs

    You’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…

  • Nashville (1975)

    Nashville (1975)

    Having seen this film at least five times, I’m only now coming to terms with its brilliance…