Search results for: “alien”
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Cream Turning Sour: Episode One-Schwarzenegger
Schwarzenegger peaked in the 1980s, his legacy built on iconic performances in The Terminator, Commando and Predator. These were lean, mean flicks.
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The ABC’s of Gambling
Asians love to gamble. Of all the racial stereotypes floating around, this is the most resoundingly true. Unless you spend a lot of time around gambling…
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The ABC’s of Hard Drugs
You’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…
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Nashville (1975)
Having seen this film at least five times, I’m only now coming to terms with its brilliance…
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Bend it Like Beckham: Assessing the Movie’s Cultural Impact.
As Lee Perry famously spoke in the cult classic song Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen): “Accept certain inalienable truths: prices will wise, politicians will philander, you too will get old and there will never, ever, ever and I repeat this, ever, be a good football film.” Or words to that effect
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L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car Sleeping
Designated drivers are like and sexy models who eat chicken wings and hang out with fat guys: they only exist in beer commercials.
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Alone in the Dark
No, not Tara Reid’s brain…Another “masterpiece” from the great Uwe Boll
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The Metric System Is Stupid
The metric system is, of course, based on measuring everything using the circumference of the earth. Why? Well, we do live on planet earth. But other than that it is… guess what? Arbitrary as shit!
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A Sly Appreciation: Part 3
Judge Dredd slaps on a codpiece, platform boots and some plastic shoulder pads, looking like a glum Gary Glitter unsure if he’s off to give a concert or play American football.
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The ABC’s of Redneck Culture
After most wars, the vanquished get it, but not so in The South. What should be banners of shame and defeat are currently flown and worn with pride. Instead of a White Flag, the Stars and Bars are emblematic of this failed and decaying culture.