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Where’s My Froggy?
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Where’s My Froggy?You probably find it hard to believe but I write all my Ruthless articles surrounded by aromatic candles immersed in a freestanding claw foot bath. Well, I say write but what I actually mean is dictate. Indeed, all of my honey-coated missives are transcribed by a slightly drunken Catholic schoolgirl called Samantha. Her proofreading skills…
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How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook Friends
Read more: How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook FriendsFacebook is pretty much the Gettysburg of the internet culture war. It’s the epicenter of binary bloodshed. Houses are divided, attacks are vicious, and no matter what happens, you will see body parts you wish you hadn’t. We can’t help it. Even the wussiest amongst us are embolden by the internet. I think Sir Friendzone…
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Another Poop Story: The Desert Hamburger
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Another Poop Story: The Desert HamburgerAfter visiting the Grand Canyon and Hoover Dam, we swung south to catch some of the historic Route 66 and the Mother Road museum in Kingman Arizona. Before we left we visited Mr. D’s, a famous retro Route 66 burger and soda joint. I ordered and ate their huge cheeseburger and fries, the cheeseburger was…
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Regrets
Read more: RegretsFresh off another round of treatment – not the noble, heroic, radiator treatment… but, you know, the other kind, I’ve been ruminating on a number of things. Specifically, regrets. Ways I’ve hurt others. Or, as those who have made to higher levels of Grand Theft Suboxone than me, the 9th Step. In most rehabs, addicts…
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Confessions Of A Condiment King -or- Why Goat Revoked Ezra’s Key To The Break Room At Ruthless Towers
Read more: Confessions Of A Condiment King -or- Why Goat Revoked Ezra’s Key To The Break Room At Ruthless TowersGreetings, citizens of Gotham! It is I, Buddy Standler, the Condiment King! You mayo may not have heard my fearsome moniker before…. Oh, come now, you mustard of me at least once or twice. Well, please endeavor to ketchup and follow along, for mine is a tale to relish! I may not be one of…
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The Metric System Is Stupid
Read more: The Metric System Is StupidThe metric system is, of course, based on measuring everything using the circumference of the earth. Why? Well, we do live on planet earth. But other than that it is… guess what? Arbitrary as shit!
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Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)
Read more: Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)Finally, a list without Jimmy Carter.
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Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined Christmas
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined ChristmasSeveral times while watching the Ron Howard-directed How the Grinch Stole Christmas, I found myself wondering, “Who is this even for?” At 105 minutes, it’s a bit on the long side for kids small enough to actually enjoy Jim Carrey’s manic, over-the-top turn as the title character, and the whole thing is far too ugly…
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The Misunderstood-Iceman
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: The Misunderstood-IcemanWe are all gay for Iceman over here.
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Elves (1989)
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Psycho
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Where’s My Froggy?
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How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook Friends
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A Christmas Carol: (2019) FX Version
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Another Poop Story: The Desert Hamburger
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Regrets
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Confessions Of A Condiment King -or- Why Goat Revoked Ezra’s Key To The Break Room At Ruthless Towers
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A CHRISTMAS CAROL
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Commando
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PREDATOR
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Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
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LETHAL WEAPON
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RED HEAT
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DEATH WISH
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FIRST BLOOD
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EMPEROR OF THE NORTH POLE
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THE POLAR EXPRESS
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MISSING IN ACTION
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DEATH WISH 3
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Blackadder’s Christmas Carol (1988)
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DEATH WISH 2
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DIE HARD
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SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO
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STEEL DAWN
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ROAD HOUSE
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The Metric System Is Stupid
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Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)
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Wish (2023)