Author: L. Ron Mexico
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Confession Of A Cat Murderer
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Read more: Confession Of A Cat MurdererCall the cops or Sarah McLachlan or whomever is in charge of keeping the heads on stray cats; this is happening
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Top 10 Eighties Bullies
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Read more: Top 10 Eighties BulliesBullying is a serious subject so we’re going to trivialize it at Ruthless Reviews.
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Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t Know
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Read more: Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t KnowYou never hear any positive stories about tornadoes. Why is it nobody has anything nice to say about them? Why does humanity harbor so much fear and hate for these gentle giants? It’s not like we were born hating tornadoes. No baby busts out the belly being a bigoted funnel-fearing Freddy. Chances are, you learned…
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Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living By
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Read more: Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living ByTake a seat. Wait your turn. Tell the nice lady thank you. Don’t drink and drive. Wear pants. We’ve built ourselves into a prison of written and unwritten rules.
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Breaking Bad
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Read more: Breaking BadIt’s a great show, but I’m sick of hearing you yap about it.
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How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook Friends
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Read more: How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook FriendsFacebook is pretty much the Gettysburg of the internet culture war. It’s the epicenter of binary bloodshed. Houses are divided, attacks are vicious, and no matter what happens, you will see body parts you wish you hadn’t. We can’t help it. Even the wussiest amongst us are embolden by the internet. I think Sir Friendzone…
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L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car Sleeping
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Read more: L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car SleepingDesignated drivers are like sexy models who eat chicken wings and hang out with fat guys: they only exist in beer commercials.
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Pizza Sucks
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Read more: Pizza SucksScience proves it.
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
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Read more: Indiana Jones and the Temple of DoomBack in the 1980’s, Google didn’t exist; therefore, nobody knew the truth about anything.
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I Am Your Crazy Facebook Friend: Israel / Palestine Edition.
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Read more: I Am Your Crazy Facebook Friend: Israel / Palestine Edition.I’m your Christian-Patriot Facebook Friend. Let met tell you a few things about myself: I’m equipped with the fiery hypocro-spite of…