Author: L. Ron Mexico
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L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car Sleeping
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Read more: L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car SleepingDesignated drivers are like and sexy models who eat chicken wings and hang out with fat guys: they only exist in beer commercials.
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I Am Your Crazy Facebook Friend: Israel / Palestine Edition.
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Read more: I Am Your Crazy Facebook Friend: Israel / Palestine Edition.I’m your Christian-Patriot Facebook Friend. Let met tell you a few things about myself: I’m equipped with the fiery hypocro-spite of…
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The Human Centipede (2009)
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Read more: The Human Centipede (2009)This is a movie where a mad scientist makes a giant centipede out of humans by sewing them ass-to-mouth.
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Django Unchained
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Read more: Django UnchainedNot too long ago (geologically speaking), white colored people started marauding around this continent on a genocidal rampage against the natives for not having the common decency to open up any burger chains. Turning a vast continent into a homogenized din of commerce and pollution takes a lot of work, so they imported some black…
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Heaven Is For Real (2014)
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Read more: Heaven Is For Real (2014)I believe heaven is laughter, and nothing made me feel closer to God than my bootlegged camcorder copy of Heaven Is For Real.
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Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living By
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Read more: Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living ByTake a seat. Wait your turn. Tell the nice lady thank you. Don’t drink and drive. Wear pants. We’ve built ourselves into a prison of written and unwritten rules.
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The Cannonball Run
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Read more: The Cannonball RunAmerica before The Fall. The Cannonball Run. Could a film more accurately encapsulate the competitive ass kickery that once consumed our culture? I think not. Let’s delve into the devolution of how us Americans interpret a race
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Stroker Ace
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Read more: Stroker AceWith a name like Stroker Ace, you don’t have many choices in life. You can be a porn star, racecar driver, or gay night club.
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Why Liberals Will Never Win The Gun Control Debate
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Read more: Why Liberals Will Never Win The Gun Control DebateFor many gun owners, gun control isn’t a debate. It’s a threat, yet the left insists upon having this conversation after every mass shooting. Gun control advocates need to understand how these people see themselves, what role guns play in their lives, and how they view the world. At times, they teeter between shrieking cowards…
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Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t Know
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Read more: Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t KnowYou never hear any positive stories about tornadoes. Why is it nobody has anything nice to say about them? Why does humanity harbor so much fear and hate for these gentle giants? It’s not like we were born hating tornadoes. No baby busts out the belly being a bigoted funnel-fearing Freddy. Chances are, you learned…