Emancipation

Film Title

Emancipation

Synopsis

A runaway slave attempts to escape his former masters

Director

Antoine Fuqua

Cast

Will Smith
Ben Foster
Charmaine Bingwa
Ronnie Gene Blevins

It’s award consideration season, so here’s my consideration. Synopsis A history lesson behind the famous “scourged back” photo (circa 1863) of Peter Gordon, a slave who escaped bondage in 1863. Now with more action. Writing I’ve done a bit of research to find out how much is truly known of Peter Gordon’s escape from slavery. […]

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Film Title

Spider-Man: Across The Spider Verse

Synopsis

Miles Morales catapults across the Multiverse, where he encounters a team of Spider-People charged with protecting its very existence

Director

Joquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin K. Thompson

Cast

Shameik Moore
Hailee Steinfield
Daniel Kaluuya
Pavitr Prabhakar
Jake Johnson
Oscar Issac

“Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse” – Great expectations. Five years ago, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse surprised us in theaters, then surprised us again by winning the Oscar for Best Animated Feature. Like all great films, it did something new, namely an animation style that looked like it leapt from the pages of a comic book. It […]

The Boogeyman (2023)

Film Title

The Boogeyman

Synopsis

Reliving childhood fears

Director

Rob Savage

Cast

Sophie Thatcher
David Dastmalchian
Chris Massina
LisaGay Hamilton
Madison Hu
Vivien Lyra Blair

“The Boogeyman” – Reliving childhood fears. My first scary movie was the original Poltergeist. I was around eight years old at the time and my dad thought it would be a good idea to let me watch it. He was wrong. I distinctly remember being terrified by the scene where Robbie is dragged under the […]

The Little Mermaid (2023)

Film Title

The Little Mermaid

Synopsis

A young mermaid trades her voice for legs

Director

Rob Marshall

Cast

Halle Bailey
John Hauer-King
Melissa McCarthy
Javier Bardem
Awkwafina

“The Little Mermaid (2023)” – The Voice. With the release of the live-action remake of The Little Mermaid, Disney will almost assuredly see its last billion-dollar box office remake of a beloved classic. Like The Lion King, Aladdin, and Beauty and the Beast before it, The Little Mermaid will benefit from my generation reminiscing about […]

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3

Film Title

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3

Synopsis

Come and get your love

Director

James Gunn

Cast

Chris Pratt
Zoe Saldana
Bradley Cooper
Chukwudi Iwuji
Dave Bautista
Vin Diesel
Karen Gillan
Will Poulter

Audiences seem genuinely confused by the current slate of MCU offerings and what to expect going forward. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness and Black Panther: Wakanda Forever were both quite good. But Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania was only okay, Ms. Marvel was a waste of time, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law did not […]

Assassin’s Creed (2016)

Film Title

Assassin's Creed

Synopsis

A bad review of a really lousy movie

Director

Justin Kurzel

Cast

Michael Fassbender
Marion Cottilard
Jeremy Irons
Brendan Gleeson
Michael K. Williams

Time travel really messes with… Wait. Didn’t I do this all ready? I probably did. But because we are, all of us, inside The Singularity right now, that really doesn’t matter anymore, because out here, things like ‘didn’t’ and ‘here’ are just these outdated concepts from some ancient, brutal, ape-like species, living on some tiny […]

Sisu (2022)

Film Title

Sisu

Synopsis

Silence is Golden

Director

Jalmari Helander

Cast

Jorma Tommila
Mimosa Willamo
Askel Hennie
Jack Doolan
Tatu Sinisalo

“Sisu” – Silence is golden. Aatami (Jorma Tommila), the main character in Sisu, has two lines of dialogue in the film’s entire ninety-minute runtime. Both of them occur at the film’s end and neither of them define the word sisu. According to another character, Aino (Mimosa Willamo), sisu is a Finnish concept that cannot be […]

80’s Action Is No Laughing Matter: Part 2

Chuck Norris in Firewalker Loathed by the critics, Chuck’s first shot at comedy in 1986 was a box-office dud that helped finish off his benefactor Cannon Films. Good work, son. Plusses: I couldn’t really follow the premise, but we end up with two adventurers and a pretty bird trying to find buried treasure in Central […]

80’s Action Is No Laughing Matter: Part One

You’ve heard the sayings. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket. Variety is the spice of life. A change is as good as a rest. And so on. Well, for most actors it’s straightforward to enjoy a wide range of roles, but action stars do have a tendency to plough the same bullet-ridden furrow. […]

Quasi

Film Title

Quasi

Synopsis

Who wants a hunchback ride?

Director

Kevin Heffernan

Cast

Steve Lemme
Kevin Heffernan
Erik Stolhanske
Jay Chandrasekhar
Paul Soter
Adrianne Palicki

Comedy troupe Broken Lizard has been trying to recapture the magic of their one legitimate hit – Super Troopers – for twenty-two years and five movies. Hoping the sixth time is a charm, they bring us Quasi. As in Quasimodo, the hunchback of Notre Dame. And they bring it to us via Hulu. That’s just […]

The Last Hurrah #3: Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler (2008)

Oh Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey! Was the elfin Toni Basil singing about Mickey Rourke, handsome, talented bastard that he was? Probably not, but after his terrifically understated performance in the 1981 classic Body Heat as a reluctant advice-giving arsonist I guess it’s possible. At that point […]