Author: Dave Franklin
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Starring debuts: Richard E. Grant in Withnail & I (1987)
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Read more: Starring debuts: Richard E. Grant in Withnail & I (1987)If you get the characterization and dialogue right, you don’t need any explosions or mayhem to make a great movie.
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The Natives Are Getting Restless
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Read more: The Natives Are Getting RestlessMan has long excelled at picking on animals and fucking up the environment, a dismal trait I’m fine with as long as it generates good eco-horror movies.
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Early Days: Part One
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Read more: Early Days: Part OneI’ve met a handful of folk who insist old movies are boring. They don’t like stuff from cinema’s greatest decade, the 1970s, because it’s slow or the special effects aren’t as good or the hairdos are silly
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Cocktail (1988): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Cocktail (1988): From the Ruthless ArchivesCruise and his elderly mentor Bryan Brown are such cash-chasing, monumental twats in this massive box-office hit that it’s nigh on impossible to look away.
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Unforgiven (1992): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Unforgiven (1992): From the Ruthless ArchivesFor whatever reason, the Western became very sick in the 1970s, one of its shuddering last breaths taken when a scar-faced Clint Eastwood jumped behind a Gatling gun to let loose merry hell in the brilliant Outlaw Josey Wales.
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Eight Wince-Inducing Moments in Movies*
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Read more: Eight Wince-Inducing Moments in Movies*I was about fourteen when I first caught First Blood on home video, the perfect age to vicariously revel in such macho histrionics. Immediately afterwards, I ran outside, knocked the first motorcyclist I saw to the ground, and headed off for the woods
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A Decade Of Chucking Up
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Read more: A Decade Of Chucking UpChuck’s methodical conquest of Hollywood began in earnest with 1977’s oddity, Breaker! Breaker!, a knockabout flick designed to cash in on the CB radio craze.
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Old Fuckers
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Read more: Old FuckersAt the beginning of Rocky IV, Rocky and Apollo dance around the ring throwing mock insults but essentially admiring each other’s physiques. It’s one of moviedom’s gayest starts, especially with lines like “I’m gonna whip your butt” and “You really look good for an older guy.” To be honest, it’s a bit of a surprise…
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Newman, Old Brilliance
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Read more: Newman, Old BrilliancePaul Newman’s glorious cinematic career was brought to an end by a machine gun-toting Tom Hanks. “I’m glad it’s you,” he says to his imminent murderer during the rain-soaked finale of Road to Perdition. Of course, this sort of far-fetched rubbish (patiently waiting to be gunned down before paying a compliment to your assassin) can…
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Devilish Dwarves
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Read more: Devilish DwarvesThere’s a famous old Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketch in which a one-legged actor auditions for Tarzan. The casting agent can’t believe what he’s being confronted with (“I’ve got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is, neither have you”) while the disabled actor remains oblivious to his chances of snagging the athletic role.…