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Fuck Creationism
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Read more: Fuck CreationismEvolutionary theory is the cornerstone of the biological sciences and without it nothing makes any sense at all.
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The ABC’s of the New Testament: Who’s Your Daddy Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of the New Testament: Who’s Your Daddy EditionAlpha & Omega Quoting Jesus in the bizarre book of Revelations: “I am the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. (Revelations 22:13) Christians gleefully point to a verse in the Old Testament (Isaiah 44:6) and make claims of fulfilled prophecy and proof that Jesus is indeed God. Using claims, directly copped from earlier…
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Memorable Movie Scenes: Part 52
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Read more: Memorable Movie Scenes: Part 52There are many memorable scenes in this cheesy sci-fi horror flick, but the funniest and most satisfying ones are the bitching and griping from the head of the lady who had lost her body.
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The Lion In Winter (1968)
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Read more: The Lion In Winter (1968)The Lion In Winter is the greatest movie ever to only win 3 Oscars, with another Academy slap in the face to Peter O’Toole. I guess that the Academy reveres retards the mentally and emotionally challenged (Charly and Forrest Gump) more than Saving Private Ryan and Peter O’Toole.
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Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? (1966)
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Read more: Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? (1966)There are many stages of marriage. One being Disillusionment, which is the stage of marriage following Romance and before Misery.
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The ABC’s of Traveling -The Joys of Flying Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of Traveling -The Joys of Flying EditionAtlanta – Everyone has heard the old adage, “Even if you are traveling to Hell, you have to go through Atlanta first”. If you are flying in the Eastern part of The United States, this is an accurate assessment. Worse still is if you ever have to actually drive in Atlanta. Below is a picture…
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The ABC’s of the Old Testament: Answers in Genocides Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of the Old Testament: Answers in Genocides EditionAdam The first human, the father of all mankind, created by God out of dirt. Of course, for the human race, the pain begins early as The Creator did not just magically create Eve out of more dirt, no, he chooses to yank a rib out of Adam (Genesis 2:19), with no anesthesia, which was…
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The ABC’s of Redneck Culture
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Read more: The ABC’s of Redneck CultureAfter most wars, the vanquished get it, but not so in The South. What should be banners of shame and defeat are currently flown and worn with pride. Instead of a White Flag, the Stars and Bars are emblematic of this failed and decaying culture.
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The ABC’s of BBQ-Smoking the Meat Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of BBQ-Smoking the Meat EditionSalvations 1:1 Verily,verily I say unto thee, an open flame shall not touch thy cooking flesh or thine days will be numbered before you are cast into the lake of ire. Goatesians 1:2-4 The only way to the BBQ is with the meat. It is blasphemous and very naughty in my wholly site for thou…
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The Lost Weekend
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Read more: The Lost WeekendThe Wet House provides a judgment-free atmosphere for drunks, but there was no such thing in the world of this ground-breaking movie that was made in 1945.