Category: The ABCs
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The ABC’s Of The New Testament-Part 2: Analyzing Jesus Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s Of The New Testament-Part 2: Analyzing Jesus EditionMost Christians and many non-Christians have a perception of Jesus as a pacifist, a bringer of hope, and a teacher of humility. He was a healer and preached to help the poor and to love your neighbor. However, what do the verses in the New Testament actually reveal about this Jesus character? I do…
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The ABC’s of Christmas
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Read more: The ABC’s of ChristmasAlcohol– Face it, whether it be the vilest Kosher Wine, Grandmas 90 proof eggnog or just the familiar handle of Jack Daniels, you cannot get through this period without it. Besides, its the biggest holiday of the year, so you can get hammered with a minimum of repercussions. Raise a glass…to Baby Jesus. Bonus–The Christmas…
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The ABC’s Of Thanksgiving In America
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Read more: The ABC’s Of Thanksgiving In AmericaAmerica! Most Americans are shocked and enraged when they realize that the rest of the world does not celebrate their bloated holiday. Get over it. Black Friday Back in ancient times, the day after Thanksgiving was a quiet and friendly time. Most everyone was off work or out of school, so you slept in, you…
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The ABCs of Evangelical Christians
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Read more: The ABCs of Evangelical ChristiansAlways Be Closing!-Wait! That’s another rant, but now that I think of it, not really. The only way that Evangelicals can hope to maintain their numbers, much less grow them, is by intense recruitment, by Selling! From infancy, family members are indoctrinated and recruited with fear, guilt and intimidation. They are sold the myth of…
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The ABCs Of The Old Testament Part II: It’s In The Verses Edition
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Read more: The ABCs Of The Old Testament Part II: It’s In The Verses EditionThere is simply too much content in the Old Testament for one ABCs. Therefore, the honest and respectful analysis of the most violent and unhinged Testament of the Bible must continue. I will concentrate on other characters, artifacts and scripture, as well as some of the weirdest books of the Old Testament Ark Of The…
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The ABC’s Of Halloween
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Read more: The ABC’s Of HalloweenAlcohol– Like any other holiday that we Americans celebrate, Halloween is just another good excuse to get hammered. I mean, why should the kiddies have all the fun? The urchins wreck their pancreases with a sucrose overload, so why can’t you destroy your liver with ethanol? Quid Pro Quo, right? Black Cats– Halloween is rich…
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The ABC’s of the New Testament: Who’s Your Daddy Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of the New Testament: Who’s Your Daddy EditionAlpha & Omega Quoting Jesus in the bizarre book of Revelations: “I am the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. (Revelations 22:13) Christians gleefully point to a verse in the Old Testament (Isaiah 44:6) and make claims of fulfilled prophecy and proof that Jesus is indeed God. Using claims, directly copped from earlier…
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The ABC’s of the Old Testament: Answers in Genocides Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of the Old Testament: Answers in Genocides EditionBehemoth (Also see: Dinosaurs) Christians have a lot of problems with dinosaurs. To claim they coexisted with humans is absurd (many claim this anyway), so how do they account for them within the framework of creationism? They try, but fail miserably with verses like (Job 40:15-20), which unmistakably describes a hippo, not a dino. Cain…
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The ABC’s Of Prostitution
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Read more: The ABC’s Of ProstitutionAdult Services: Whether using a phone book or website, it’s a dead end to look for any other term. Some phone books have removed the section altogether, preferring “Adult Entertainment” to legally cover stripping, basement/garage modeling, jumping out of cakes, and the like. “Services,” on the other hand, ensures the exchange of sex for money,…
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The ABC’s Of The Ku Klux Klan And Their Updated Motivations
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Read more: The ABC’s Of The Ku Klux Klan And Their Updated MotivationsThis world of ours has seen too much hate being spread, and it is heart-wrenching that instead of making love, we chose to make war (Jason Derulo is extremely displeased!). When we all thought that the Civil War was finally over and that America would smoothly transition towards the Reconstruction Period, out came one of…