Category: Rants
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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Read more: Rudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerI can’t stand the song “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” It is a song about bullying, classism and outright bigotry shaming of a reindeer, who from no fault of his own, had an unfortunate birthmark.
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Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)
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Read more: Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)There is one movie that has upset me so deeply that I cannot help but write a rant about it. For years this film has been praised and lauded ad nauseum, and I’m sick of it.
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Elf (2003)
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Read more: Elf (2003)Will Ferrell was a human who was dropped on his head at birth and delivered by mistake to the North Pole. He was subsequently raised by elves and worked in Santa’s workshop. Ferrell, of course, because of his extensive brain damage thought that he was an elf.
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Top 10 Film Directors of All Time: A view from two Ruthless writers
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Read more: Top 10 Film Directors of All Time: A view from two Ruthless writersJohn Welsh loves the classics, and rightfully so, but Matt has a different take.
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A Charlie Brown Christmas Special (1965)
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Read more: A Charlie Brown Christmas Special (1965)Virtually everyone is familiar with the comic strip Peanuts created by the late Charles M. Schulz (1922-2000), as well as the ancient animated Christmas TV special.
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Football vs. Kickball: A Eurotrash Perspective
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Read more: Football vs. Kickball: A Eurotrash PerspectiveDid you know that what you silly Americans like to call ‘football’ is broadcast live on Dutch TV?
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Confession Of A Cat Murderer
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Read more: Confession Of A Cat MurdererCall the cops or Sarah McLachlan or whomever is in charge of keeping the heads on stray cats; this is happening
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Jim Morrison: A Tribute
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Read more: Jim Morrison: A TributeThe first time I met Jimi, like I mentioned briefly in one of my other writings on this site, was way back in 1992. We met in the best way possible, I think: in a darkened room, while I was still very young—and, more importantly, high as a kite. We sat together, me and a…
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Waterworld: More like Waterloo (1995)
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Read more: Waterworld: More like Waterloo (1995)Since I seem to be on this nostalgia trip, let me tell you how I loved to annoy the crap out of my older brother by belittling some cool new piece of tech he had bought. A shiny new TV, a new VCR
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Rambo and the Germans
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Read more: Rambo and the GermansI don’t know if you know this, dear reader, but ze Germans have a longstanding tradition of dubbing every single foreign movie and TV show