Jungle Cruise

Film Title

Jungle Cruise

Synopsis

Jungle Cruise is a reel entertaining movie from Disney

Director

Jaume Collet-Serra

Cast

Dwyane Johnson
Emily Blunt
Paul Giamatti
Edgar Ramirez
Jesse Plemons
Jack Whitehall

The Jungle Cruise ride at Disneyland is one of the original attractions from when the park opened. It is filled with animatronic animals and shows every bit of its sixty-six years. Yet, inexplicably, it always has a long wait time because, well, I’ll have to get back to you on that one. For lack of […]

Terminator Salvation (2009)

Film Title

Terminator Salvation

Synopsis

Marcus Wright is half human, half machine and he is looking  for John Conner. 

Director

McG

Cast

Christian Bale
Sam Worthington
Anton Yelchin
Moon Bloodgood
Helena Bonham Carter
Jadagrace
Common
Michael Ironside
Anton Yelchin

“Terminator: Salvation” – Eff yeah. My original review of Terminator: Salvation was written in 2010. I’d like to believe my writing has gotten a lot better since then, but I’m biased. As it turns out, Goat discovered that nobody had reviewed Terminator: Salvation over at Ruthless Reviews, so I volunteered my review. But first, I […]

Black Widow (2021)

Film Title

Black Widow

Synopsis

From birth, Natasha Romanova is groomed to be a KGB operative, the Black Widow.



Cast

Scarlett Johansson
Florence Pugh
Rachel Weisz
Daniel Harbor
Ray Winstone
William Hurt
O-T Fagbenle

“Black Widow” – Back up a step. Not even a pandemic can stop Marvel. Even with the delayed movie releases, Marvel seemed to be ready for any contingency. WandaVision, Falcon and the Winter Soldier, and Loki have filled in the movie/television schedule that has otherwise been a giant void of nothing. Now, with things opening […]

F9: The Fast Saga

Film Title

F9: The Fast Saga

Synopsis

It’s a Dom Dom Movie

Director

Justin Lin

Cast

Vin Diesel
Michelle Rodriguez
Jordana Brewster
Tyrese Gibson
Charlize Theron
Helen Mirren
Kurt Russell

“F9” – Dumb a thousand times. F9 is one the dumbest movies I have ever seen. It was so dumb, rather than waste brain cells and precious time thinking about this travesty, I considered just writing the word “dumb” one thousand times and calling it a review. That is what this movie deserves. But, the […]

A Quiet Place Part II

Film Title

Quiet Place Part II

Synopsis

There are even more threats than the creatures who hunt by sound in Quiet Place 2

Director

John Krasinski

Cast

Emily Blunt
Millicent Simmonds
Cillian Murphy
John Krasinski
Noah Jupe
Djimon Hounsou
Scoot McNairy

“A Quiet Place Part II” – Everything can hear you scream. Since I did not write a full review of A Quiet Place, just noted it as arguably the best movie of 2018 in my year-end review, it is worth spending a little time here to talk about it before getting into Part II. A […]

Cruella

Film Title

Cruella

Synopsis

A tale of two Emmas

Director

Craig Gillespie

Cast

Emma Stone
Emma Thompson
Joel Fry
Paul Walter Hauser
John McCrea
Emily Beecham
Kayvan Novak

“Cruella” – A tale of two Emmas. For years, Disney has been trying to recapture the magic of beloved classics, either by remaking them or attempting to reimagine them, and mostly failing. Alice in Wonderland, Dumbo, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Maleficent, and more. I get that people have enjoyed some of them, […]

Without Remorse

Film Title

Without Remorse

Synopsis

Watch this movie with confidence of remorse

Director

Stefano Sollimo

Cast

Michael G. Jordan
Jamie Bell
Guy Pearce
Jodie Turner Smith
Todd Lasance

“Without Remorse” – Until you watch this film. While we continue to wait for theaters to reopen with movies we actually want to pay for, streaming services are still pumping out plenty of content for us to chew on. Three weeks ago, Without Remorse dropped on Amazon Prime and I finally found some time to […]

Wrath Of Man

Film Title

Wrath Of Man

Synopsis

Another movie about bad guys vs. really bad guys

Director

Guy Ritchie

Cast

Jason Statham
Holt McCallany
Rocci Williams
Josh Harnett
Jeffery Donovan
Andy Garcia
Scott Eastwood

“Wrath of Man” – You think you’re soooo clever. One of the things I enjoy the most about writing movie reviews is learning new things. For instance, did you know Guy Ritchie was nominated for a Golden Raspberry Award (Razzie) for worst director? And if you were guessing for which movie, it was not for […]

Mortal Kombat

Film Title

Mortal Kombat

Synopsis

Finish me already. Please

Director

Simon McQuoid

Cast

Lewis Tan
Jessica McNamee
Joe Talsim
Josh Lawson
Mehcad Brooks
Matilda Kimber
Laura Brent

“Mortal Kombat (2021)” – Finish me already. I’m struggling, friends. On one hand, I asked for big, dumb blockbusters to come back. On the other hand, not like this. You don’t need me to tell you that Mortal Kombat is a shit movie catering to the dumbest common denominator. That was a given; it’s right […]

Voyagers (2021)

Film Title

Voyagers

Synopsis

No one cares if you yawn in space

Director

Neil Burger

Cast

Colin Farrell
Tye Sheridan
Lily Rose-Depp
Fionn Whitehead
Chante Adams
Wern Lee
Quintessa Swindell

“Voyagers” – No one can hear you conch in space. I hate Lord of the Flies. I hate the book, I hate the 1963 film adaptation, and I hate the 1990 film adaptation. If I had known Voyagers was Lord of the Flies in space, I might not have wanted to watch Voyagers. They got […]